Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 14, 2022

You should be used to it by now.

Just ignore him.

Someone’s got big ears.

The first rule of Elephant in the Room …

It seems he likes/needs to talk about himself.

Have no fear. We’ve had a belly full of not talking about IT!

What about the 500-pound gorilla?

Since when do elephants wear pullover sweaters?

He’s a celebrity…..ya know…THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM?

Got any white elephant gift ideas?

sounds like you have baggage in your trunk

hmm – I’ve been finding out that most people are talking about the ‘donkey’ in the room. js

Stop being an ele fink.

It’s because of the congressional hearings.

It could be worse. You could be hanging out with six blind men who keep touching parts of you.

They wouldn’t talk about you if you were a small elephant. And you sat on an old lady.

You’re upset when people ignore you. You’re upset when people talk about you. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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