He would get transferred to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes.
An “opposite” story: During the Vietnam War, a fellow (I’ve forgotten his name, but he was known to some friends of mine) was jailed for resisting the draft. In years in prison, he literally never spoke a word, although he could. He was eventually let out early, because the prison staff was too spooked by that behavior.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, it could work. Worth a try, I mean he’s got nothing to lose.
Superfrog over 1 year ago
You could roll over and play dead?
I Mad Am I over 1 year ago
If all else fails… be like a terrier and constantly dig your way out!
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m ashamed to tell you how hard I laughed at this!
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago
And you guys are all hysterical!
Imagine over 1 year ago
Or just use the pet door.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Spend time in the big house you either plead insanity or get religion.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Switch genders for a change of view!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Maybe they could give him his own special secluded padded room far away from everyone else.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Try puppy dog eyes.
uniquename over 1 year ago
He’d have to wag his tail too.
Lotus over 1 year ago
He would get transferred to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Who hasn’t been a good boy?
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
I have seen several doors that have been clawed and chewed through.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LOL! It’s a dog eat dog world out there….
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
LOL!!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s a dog-gone good idea!!!
ekke over 1 year ago
Yeah, but they treat PITAs differently inside. Ever hear of “the hole”?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
You may be transferred to another ‘institution’ that could be similar. Albeit with softer walls, more windows, and possibly better food.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
And for God’s sake, don’t try hump-ing the guard’s leg.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Works for me!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Yeah, tried that. All it got me was a rabies shot.”
gammaguy over 1 year ago
An “opposite” story: During the Vietnam War, a fellow (I’ve forgotten his name, but he was known to some friends of mine) was jailed for resisting the draft. In years in prison, he literally never spoke a word, although he could. He was eventually let out early, because the prison staff was too spooked by that behavior.