Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 14, 2024

I can’t bear it.

That’s her story, he says it’s because of her cold feet.

Listening all night to a partner’s CPAP machine is no joy, either.

Once they start it’s hard to get them to bed you again. Get earplugs.

He should hibernate in the same den with a insomniac bear

My snoring is epic. It is not measured in decibels. They used the Richter scale.

I read a study were one fourth of married couples admit to sleeping in separate bedrooms.

And his morning bear breath, whoa!

He wakes up when he smells the coffee bruin.

I bearly get any sleep.

They haven’t tried the adhesive nose strips?

Of course, she has to tell other males.

There was trouble bruin.

Do they still sh!t in the same woods? :)

Ann Landers once received a letter from a man who said he snored so badly that his wife refused to travel with him unless they booked two rooms in every hotel. And the rooms had to be on separate floors.

What, no CPAP for Bears!

For a moment I thought they were tailless beavers.