I used to work for a GPS company. One day, we ordered pizza for a lunch meeting. It was over an hour late. They said the driver had trouble finding the address. I said; “Gee, if only there was some sort of technology to help locate addresses on a map.”
I’ve noticed that my GPS, if there are multiple route choices, will always pick a deeply rutted and narrow dirt road. All in the name of saving a quarter mile of travel.
GPS is a group of satellites which has no idea where you are or where you’re going. The devices that use GPS (to determine their current location) are navigation systems.
Ratkin Premium Member about 23 hours ago
You should get a G … oh, never mind.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 23 hours ago
When your GPS doesn’t work…
ꜝ about 23 hours ago
the turn-by-turn directions are in Alanis Morissette’s voice
“take a ri-yee-aye-t at the next intersection⠄⠄⠄”
ArcticFox Premium Member about 23 hours ago
That’s because it’s just a satellite store.
Jayalexander about 21 hours ago
Don’t get it recalculating too often or you’ll never geet there.
sbenton7684 about 20 hours ago
shnort…
unfair.de about 19 hours ago
Isn’t GPS run by the US military?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 16 hours ago
Just follow the unique ether signals. Stuff like that. Not to be too techy on ya. er,
wongo about 16 hours ago
Soo—if his GPS is broken then the store would be hard to find because his GPS is broken.
jango about 15 hours ago
Life lesson: don’t take GPS away from a GenZ’er. They have no clue how to read a map.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 15 hours ago
You’ve reached Gilbert Public School.
joefearsnothing about 14 hours ago
His GPS isn’t working! DUH!
pripley about 13 hours ago
I used to work for a GPS company. One day, we ordered pizza for a lunch meeting. It was over an hour late. They said the driver had trouble finding the address. I said; “Gee, if only there was some sort of technology to help locate addresses on a map.”
ferddo about 13 hours ago
I’ve noticed that my GPS, if there are multiple route choices, will always pick a deeply rutted and narrow dirt road. All in the name of saving a quarter mile of travel.
lnrokr55 about 12 hours ago
Well, I guess so, if your GPS is broken!
wildlandwaters about 11 hours ago
at least he didn’t get sent into a lake or off a cliff…
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 11 hours ago
They live by the real estate mantra: " Location! Location! Location!"
Cactus-Pete about 10 hours ago
GPS is a group of satellites which has no idea where you are or where you’re going. The devices that use GPS (to determine their current location) are navigation systems.
Chris Sherlock about 8 hours ago
Thus, why he’s there.
fauve4ever Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Sir, you’ve come to the right place!
sincavage05 about 7 hours ago
Had to pull out my garmin and it was lost.
klingon131 about 1 hour ago
This is typical of all phone stores.