Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 22, 2024

Bob is willing to lift a leg for World pees.

My dad taught me to pee on a tree when I was about 7 years old. His second wife used to say. “Men. The world is their toilet.”

Too much room for misunderstanding.

It might only mean that Bob believes in “trickle-down” economics.

He’s trying to communicate. That’s the first step.

Also, Bob often prays for whirled peas.

Yes, he is.

My husband had a Visualize Whirled Peas bumper sticker.

Well, better that than the carpet.

Craps on earth so humans can get exercise in pick up games.

Well, it the shoe fits…

“My Owner Thinks I’m Cool.”

Funny, I put peas in my oatmeal. You know, peas porridge.

One word=Pi$$ tubes.

Shouldn’t the arrow be pointing the other way?

The arrow should be pointing down.

In the Philippines there are places that say Do Not Pee Here.

After a hot week at Boy Scout summer camp, we had to tell one guy to quit peeing out of the back of his tent.

I guess im a dog at heart, I pee in the corner of the yard if im outside