Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 12, 2025

Do we count all the ways that this doesn’t make sense?

Remember the golf ball.

Popsi-tur-ds Frozen fecals. Curb your dog doug.

No you does. Do not turns moon into steenky litterbox now.

And yet, everyone thinks that the movie ‘Dune’ was so freaking cool…

Poor astro-dog must be freezing his tail off.

So, am I the only one who looks away from my dog when she poops?

it makes sense because the dog is a “space suit” and, like the humans, should be wearing a diaper.

Must be ‘Take your pet to work’ Day. No other reason for it.

But there’re no hydrants or trees…

This looks like the Apoollo mission…

Good thing…what would they do with a bag of dog poop up there? If they slung it, it may come right back to hit you in the face….

…just be a good dog owner, it’s your “doo-dooty”….

To go where no dog has gone before…

That’s a bit disgusting.

If it hits the windshield on the rocket, someone will have to go up there and clean it off.

Poop floats in low gravity.

Fun Fact: he Apollo astronauts left a fair number of dirty diapers on the moon.