Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 24, 2025

Apparently he needed it. Didn’t know they came in physical form though.

A story that needs a continuation ? The opposite of the ring?Wee hour posting again…

Will he upgrade to felony theft of a Jeep Compass?

I’m lost on this one.

You have a physical moral compass? You could donate it to the White House, although I doubt it will help.

At least he actually got something this time. His last attempt at theft was when he tried stealing a wristwatch from a guy with no arms. He spent three days planning and two days trying to figure out what went wrong.

Hmm, there are any number of people he could have stolen it from.

Well you could use some morals ya steenky crook.

Maybe it will help you find some batteries to steal for your guiding light.

Please send it to the White House

Why does it only spin when I hold it?

Now he has to give it back?

Dang it! I wanted to be bad. Now I gotta do the right thing.

If you’e going out into the woods to collect mushrooms, what you want is a morel compass. Don’t steal one, though… an immorel compass will lead you to death caps and other yummy toxins.

So go back to Washington DC and return it. God knows that the people in the big white buildings have lost theirs.

Where can I buy a couple cases of these? People are in need.

It’ll help keep him compass mentis.

Not about morality, but about a real compass: I took a compass with me for walking in the woods near a friend’s farm in Sweden. But then I discovered that some of the huge boulders left by long-ago glaciers were magnetic. Oops! And so I started paying close attention to the position of the sun, as indicated by shadows of the trees.

Ne’er do well Compass Stealers ! ;-)

oh the irony

I like the NADA shirt, you can actually buy them with the NASA logo.