Strange Brew by John Deering for February 10, 2021

It’s those size 13 that did it!!!

It’s terrible when he has better legs than you do.

Something not quite right

He looks more feminine than her.

Too much spice, not enough seasoning.

It used to be Dorothy and her Ruby Slippers now it’s Cinderella and her glass slippers. What is it with movies about women’s shoes.

I still maintain that archeologists of the future will unearth a 21 century suburban house. When they get to the closet in the bedroom they will count the shoes and conclude the men were bipedal and women were centipedal

Its a Fairy tale!

I little Fetish never harmed anyone

Wait til he cracks them …then the shards will fly…

The real issue was what “the incident” revealed about the size of her feet.

“OH! Honey! You’re home early…”

I can hear Emma Thompson say “Get thee to the funny farm.”

Terrible when he can wear your shoes better than you can.

Thanks for giving modern sitcoms new ideas…

Well, better than “that ugly Jane incident!”

A delicate situation.

“Cindy Bigfoot and the Prince”—a new sitcom in which Cindy and Charming both turn out to be a royal pain—coming to NBC! In the first episode they sadly discover the slippers are really made of polypropylene!

If they both have the same size foot, one would begin to wonder quickly.

They do look good with those tights.