Strange Brew by John Deering for April 02, 2022

I guess the court is tired and hungry!!!!

Roasted ALIVE?!?! What is this, Texas?

and buried in an unmarked gravy

All she wanted to do is cross the road! This is a little harsh…but I’ll have my knife and fork ready.

We find the defendant GUILTY of being delicious.

That’s what you get for crossing the road.

Poor clucker

The victim was Colonel Sanders.

Gasp! Now he’s really clucked!

Don’t forget the new potatoes and carrots…..

Chicken Auschwitz.

What’s the coloring process for this comic? Is that crayon?

How unique.

Dang, that’s harsh…I believe it’s time for him to fly.

Mean dictator wants you to be made into Chicken Kiev.

Wrong recipe. It should be made into the soup du jury.

That’s a barbaric sentence for defendant! At least you should marinate it first!

Why do I have a feeling that this is going to appear on next season’s Family Guy in a Peter dream sequence?

No, no, no. You can’t cook the rice with the chicken! Spatchcock the chicken and press it down flat, then cook it on a high heat for 45 minutes. It will be delish!