Strange Brew by John Deering for December 07, 2024

Complete with a raunchy "siñata.

Siesta afterwards.

Frijoles, arroz, bistec en una tortilla y tal vez más tarde seré tu piñata.

In a boring Alternate Reality, this is how the story of former Gypsy live-wire Carmen and retired soldier Don José might have ended, in a relatively quiet suburb of Seville.

That’s an awful big spoon.

He seems happy to hear the menu. Aye Chihuahua!

NACHO Mama

He better start acting excited or she will be celebrating ‘Dia de los Muertos’ next.

Mistook the jalapenos for regular beans again?

Olé!

It’s so cold and dark outside right now that I’d so for a picnic right here on the living room rug. Spread out a blanket, pull a sixpack from the frig and add some snacks. Ole!

Okay. Okay. Whatever you say dear. Okay. Tomorrow we’ll have an Oktoberfest.

Tonight’s special, Hamburger Helper’s Cheesy Enchilada flavor. ¡Sabroso!

Time to turn on the mariachi music and dance! Uno Dos Tres!!!

I hope she’s not going to treat him like a pinata.

We had tostadas last night! But my wife didn’t wear the hat.

Where do you buy the Newspaper??

He’s not ready to guac-n-roll.

She thinking food and he’s grining, thinking otherwise….LOL

Who’s the piñata?

OK, what’s the punchline?

Definitely not Christmas Eve because tonight a creature will be stirring.