Strange Brew by John Deering for March 06, 2025

“Ode” to “piracy” on the high “C’s”.

Yaaaar, and Avast!!!

I don’t get the cartoon today, so I’ll just say, “You look familiar, have we metaphor?” Hey, it’s 1:00 in the morning and I’m sleepy.

He didn’t need the eyepatch until his first day with the hook.

No I don’t, what is a meta for?

Franklin also doesn’t understand what a rhetorical question is.

A metaphor is a for about phors.

A metaphor is like … something. I forget.

“Oh, I forgot you’re uneducated pirates, as if you’d know that … Silly me.

And the sea is also the only ‘mistress’ he’s ever likely to have.

A little bit of language lore,

Is the concept of metaphor.

I understand, if only dimile,

That it’s rather like a simile.

That must be the ’ H.M.S. Metaphor’. ♫‘I am a pirate king!’ ♪

Captain Hook-ed on phonics.

my question is, does Franklin have rotator cuff issues with his left arm??