Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for August 21, 2022

Really bad theology, but still funny.

Which is why Noah got gazpacho and they got none.

If there was a video game based on George R.R. Martin’s Sandkings, I’d be totally inclined to do that crap if I was in a bad mood.

And then on the next day, God drew Doug.

God is such a narcissist and a dick.

If your children disrespect you and you don’t kill them, you are disobeying god. Nice guy.

But you are all knowing, so you knew ahead of time they’d reject you and that you’d punish them.

Pshaw, the writers did much better with the new testaments.

I always wondered why an all-knowing, creator of the entire universe would require utter cowering, devotion and worship from its creations. Seems like something people came up with in order to control others.

Wow… coulda saved a lot of time if I had just read this version first

VERY simplistic, but I’m sure hardline atheists will like it.

Shouldn’t that be The Older Testament?