Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for February 16, 2024

Not what I expected when you said you were serving sole.

This is so…depressing.

If only they had learns how to draw Doug then they’d be rich and famous now by selling lotsa Doug comix.

If that wallpaper glue tastes better than my mother in law’s Thanksgiving mashed potatoes, I say gimme a spoon! Also, her turkey last Thanksgiving was drier than that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation turkey. It literally stuck in my esophagus! I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to induce vomiting to get it out. Gimme shoe leather any day over this.

I guess gazpacho is out of the question.

Inflation…..QE coming home to roost.

And check the bottom of that boot. If there’s any ABC gum stuck to it, we’ll have our dessert. (ABC = Already Been Chewed)

You could buy a pair of jeans back then for just a quarter. But did anyone have a quarter?!?

The kid seems like a brat. Might I make a Modest Proposal to the parents?

It is snowing here. There will be plenty of free street salt tomorrow.

Some innocent will ask for bootstraps to pull themselves out of their depression — then stand back for the howl and cry of the godly piling on.