If that wallpaper glue tastes better than my mother in law’s Thanksgiving mashed potatoes, I say gimme a spoon! Also, her turkey last Thanksgiving was drier than that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation turkey. It literally stuck in my esophagus! I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to induce vomiting to get it out. Gimme shoe leather any day over this.
JudasPeckerwood 12 months ago
Not what I expected when you said you were serving sole.
Gent 12 months ago
This is so…depressing.
Gent 12 months ago
If only they had learns how to draw Doug then they’d be rich and famous now by selling lotsa Doug comix.
Dr. Quatermass 12 months ago
If that wallpaper glue tastes better than my mother in law’s Thanksgiving mashed potatoes, I say gimme a spoon! Also, her turkey last Thanksgiving was drier than that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation turkey. It literally stuck in my esophagus! I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to induce vomiting to get it out. Gimme shoe leather any day over this.
danketaz Premium Member 12 months ago
I guess gazpacho is out of the question.
Zykoic 12 months ago
Inflation…..QE coming home to roost.
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
And check the bottom of that boot. If there’s any ABC gum stuck to it, we’ll have our dessert. (ABC = Already Been Chewed)
Grover Premium Member 12 months ago
You could buy a pair of jeans back then for just a quarter. But did anyone have a quarter?!?
fritzoid Premium Member 12 months ago
The kid seems like a brat. Might I make a Modest Proposal to the parents?
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
It is snowing here. There will be plenty of free street salt tomorrow.
Tofu Press Pass 12 months ago
Some innocent will ask for bootstraps to pull themselves out of their depression — then stand back for the howl and cry of the godly piling on.