Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 07, 2023

CHOMP!

Can’t even fake getting your hand chomped with those NBA sleeveless uniforms.

I would be totally in favour of one, IF it were big enough to put the mouth, and head in, of those Kneelingballers of the League of Felonious Kneelers, as it would bring back the spectacle of the old Roman games, and heighten the expectations of those brain-dead, NO-LIFE, losers who live out their locker room fantasies by watching such an idiotic GAME.

A lie detector test on the court would be pretty cool.

Nah, what the NBA floppers really need to do is get some experts to teach them the fine art of flopping. Where might you find these experts? Soccer. Not US teams, the real flopping experts can be found on European Teams, Like Man U and Madrid

Was that “Mouth of Truce” or “Mouse of Truth”? I hate it when the narrator has a lithp.

Going to be interesting seeing a league of one-handed players…

There was an old trick where a suspected thief was locked in a room with an evil-looking statue and told if aguilty man touched it,he would be struck dead.

So the guilty man WOULDN’T touch it and lie that h e did. But there was heavy stick-em’ on the statue that would have been on his hands ifhe HAD touched the statue.

Well,due to certain um….developments….in the golf world;we’re going to find out

how much lead time there is between this strip and “current events”.

I’d like to think the Saudi tour was bleeding cash and came begging to the PGA for help.

Yeah,I’d LIKE to think that.

James Harden should be the test case.

No one in sports, I mean NO ONE, flops better than Neymar, Jr.

I think the Mouth of Truth needs to be set up in the Capitol.

JUSTWATCH ROMAN HOLIDAY

It is the Gom Jabbar

Isn’t that where the Sphere of Annihilation is?

Wrong player depicted. Should be LeFlop.

Watching Nuggets playoff games, the flopping is astounding. NHL has a rule

I also want to kick off Sports Jerk of The Year voting with the PGA powers that be.

Judging by the player’s terrified look, it must have been a monumental flop!

Take a Roman Holiday from far-fetched flopping. As Taber said to Sefelt, “Play the game!”

Just go back to the ’80s, that will fix any flopping.