Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for October 28, 2024

I don’t want to see the groin injury.

For something different, go to a warehouse store (Costco, Sam’s Club, etc.) and get a crate of vendor-size packages of potato chips. Kids love ’em.

I was once able to buy chocolate hockey pucks with various team names printed on the wrappers.

Sports injury gummies? Sounds delicious.

I prefer sweets made from the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. But that’s just me and M. Python.

Why was Otani trying to steal 2nd with a 3-run lead?Was he running on his own?

Now EVERYBODY will be trying Hail Mary passes

Concussion marshmallow helmets and candy loose teeth.

Kids would really love these!

In all seriousness Tank, check the trading card section of your local big-box retailer.

Some trading card companies are now making special packs of cards to give away as treats.

This is two years running I’ve seen Pokemon cards done up like this, 3 cards to a pack and $25 or so for 30 such packs.

I’m also seeing football and basketball cards also being done up like this, 3 cards to a pack and $25 for 40 packs.

You can be giving out football or basketball cards to the kids, something they can treasure long after the night’s over.

I’ll take a knee please.

So is the Hobblegoblin getting a piece of this action?