We’ll get to meet the queen soon! Blond, half naked or close to it, bright headlights. She’ll definitely want to take Tarzan as a mate. Kulp will be jealous and Tarzan will play them both like a Stradivarius violin. But best of all, Tarzan will have the pygmaies dig a pit! LOL!
Sailor Man Kulp don’t speak good English and today that slap would be a full knuckle sandwich! What kind of “games” Kulp, who is not only butt-ugly, but has a once-broken nose, a spotted horse (where do they get those?), and bell-bottomed trousers. Well, at least we now get to see the true size of those pygmies…….
Did ‘mole face’ just fall off a turnup truck? Everyone knows the golden rules. You don’t pull on superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind….OK you know the rest. However, slapping Tarzan’s face is the mistake of a lifetime.
Gent about 4 years ago
I think I know where this is headed.
billcor about 4 years ago
whatr pigmys doin inna desert?
martinstevense Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just the bow & arrows were taken away, but … not the knife!
incognito about 4 years ago
Loving the flares….
WoodstockJack about 4 years ago
Kulp, his tiny eyes blazing, bitch-slaps Tarzan in the face, then contemplates a relaxing evening massaging the ape-man’s scotum.
I think Tarzan may be right about Kulp’s choosing the “right forces.”
sundogusa about 4 years ago
We’ll get to meet the queen soon! Blond, half naked or close to it, bright headlights. She’ll definitely want to take Tarzan as a mate. Kulp will be jealous and Tarzan will play them both like a Stradivarius violin. But best of all, Tarzan will have the pygmaies dig a pit! LOL!
J Short about 4 years ago
Kulp has been a little edgy, ever since he put his t-shirt in the dryer set on high heat.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 4 years ago
Kulp, wearing his sailor’s cap, sailor’s striped t-shirt and sailor’s bell bottomed pants must feel so out of place in that desert.
profkatz about 4 years ago
Sailor Man Kulp don’t speak good English and today that slap would be a full knuckle sandwich! What kind of “games” Kulp, who is not only butt-ugly, but has a once-broken nose, a spotted horse (where do they get those?), and bell-bottomed trousers. Well, at least we now get to see the true size of those pygmies…….
Polsixe about 4 years ago
games? Gin rummy, Texas Hold-em, Monopoly is good for a few hours on a rainy day, darts, foosball, pool? Kulp has a man-cave with all the goodies.
jtt about 4 years ago
One suspects the Ape-Man will truly enjoy subsequently working out his pent up aggression issues. ;-)
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago
Kulp slapped the T-Man? That’s gonna cost him!
Out of the Past about 4 years ago
Tarzan usually kills things for no reason. This time…
ScottHolman about 4 years ago
Did ‘mole face’ just fall off a turnup truck? Everyone knows the golden rules. You don’t pull on superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind….OK you know the rest. However, slapping Tarzan’s face is the mistake of a lifetime.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Weera, huh? Okay….