Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 31, 2021

No! I’m shocked, excuse me while I get some breakfast…..

Charles: “You dirty …” (literally)

Your cheatin’ heartWill make you weepYou’ll cry and cryAnd try to sleep…

In panel 3 two birds passing overhead express their opinion: bombs away! June checks the damage.

The problem with foolproof schemes is that they are certified foolproof by fools.

Or, they could have just shot him, left the body for the animals, told the authorities a lion got him and paid off the porters to back them up. Or even better, she should have just hired Ranger to be their guide.

Who was the #%^&@ gorilla?

Heh! I read that as “an investigation concerning such a scum…” She really doesn’t like Charles!

She’ll get off cause she’s a chick.

Simplicity in all things, June. Next time, just push ol’ Charles down the stairs.

The confession. Assuming she survives to reach civilization again, there’ll be a quickie divorce, June gets nothing, and her ex rethinks his attraction to attractive but shallow women.

Uhhh… exactly why is she confessing to The Jungle Lord?

Poor June’s face is all smudged with that crap from the cesspool she fell into, but by the turd panel it’s all gone! She come out smelling like a rose and starts a new mud face cosmetic company. Laver’s million$— who needs ’em! Meanwhile Charlie just stand around belittled, besoddened, and broken…..time to “eat” your hunting rifle you poor excuse for a “man”!

OK, I’ve heard enough. Kill the woman!

What a goldigger b… Er… Witch!

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, at this amazing plot twist! Who could possibly have seen that coming? Answer: Everyone who has been reading the comments for the last several weeks.

Joe Lara R.I.P. The most ERB-faithful Tarzan.