Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 27, 2023

Diffi"cult"ies.

Ah so fountain of youth fauceting outta a pit is actually a fountain of fire and not water. No wonder so many folks throughout history was unable to finds it for they was all looking for fountain of waters.

“Hand mades! I wanted hand made items!!”

And ah yes. It the old sacrifice a fair maiden on full moon to get everlasting youth trick. Well it not actually everlasting if you has to keeps sacrificing fair maiden every full moon or else you is dies, is it.

Now looks here foolish Queenie. There a much simple way for everlasting youth without bothering about sneaky rackets of finding sacrifices every full moon and all. Just calls them Dorian Gray Art Services and orders one portrait of yours and all you has does is pay once or in easy installments. Conditions applies of course. So reads them fine prints caresfully.

Another fantastic artwork…

Bit of a blood lust going on here….

The Queen looks awfully human for being older than humanity. How did she learn the rules of sacrifice? And, if she’s older than humanity, who got sacrificed every full moon before humans evolved?

Tarzan was just promoted to hand man-den.

Borrowing from H. Rider Haggard. SHE.

I know someone said this earlier but first thing I thought of is that it’s not a yearly cycle as there are about 13 full moons every year and they are doing the sacrifice every 12 full moons.

That’s a lot of women sacrificed over time.

Come and warm yourself by my fire barbarian .

Oh, okay, said Tarzan. There goes Betty. I tried. Make me young too.

Well, at least it isn’t so hard on the handmaiden population as Elizabeth Bathory’s system for attaining eternal life.

♪♫ “Let me stand inside your fire…” ♪♫

https://youtu.be/ihkY5V9e51w

Sacrifice? I wonder exactly who does Merula have in mind, Ha-Ha! And will Tarzan get the flame of eternal youth treatment?

guess who’s going to wind up in the flame next

I sure hope Betty enjoys barbecues… ;-)