Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 08, 2024

Tarzan’s newest “flame” is a life saver.

I do like the matching outfits. Tarzan might get his new loin cloth after all….

Them stoopid spiders. They shoulda been more websponsible and goes and lurks in some corner instead of causing traffic jam.

Spiders don’t hunt in packs. They’re solitary creatures. And I’m wondering what an army of spiders as large as a house finds to eat.

That’ll give you the willies.

Crisis averted . . . . for now .

Amra said, three hundred #%+ dollars for an exterminator and every time I get up at night to go to the bathroom this kind of %#$.

That would have been really cool if the author had the spiders all singing “Itsy Bitsy Spider” as their marching song.

They were called back by the victory cry of the bull spider.

Tarzan, now you’ve done it………chased the tiny spiders away so here comes hairy, big, black Mama spider and she’s really PO’d!

“I prefer flies anyway.”

Sure, Tarzan can chase away spiders… but can he herd cats?