Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 28, 2024

Dump him @ a “zoo” as an exhibit.

Just as long it was only Tarzan’s heart.

The buzzards gave Tarzan the idea for a solution to all of their problems.

That’s just gas from that elixir.

Of course there ain’t no gold in Africa ya hard luck fool. Because it famous for diamonds see.

And of course the jungle busybody Mary Worth of Africa has to meddles in each and every monkey business he see.

And how many tourists are there in the middle of the jungle in Tarzan’s Africa? I’m still wondering how he got to Africa. My current theory, he was picked up by a tornado and dropped in Africa when the whirlwind didn’t know how to find Australia.

I just thought of this; Hard Luck H will make a great ‘Second course’ to the cannibals, as per Lord Blackadder.

He has a woman’s hands!

What treasure awaits Mr. Harrigan ? I think Tarzan’s going to find him something .

Tarzan: “Looking for gold? There ’s plenty of it in… eh… never mind”. Tarzan realizes La will be angry if he brings that old geezer to Opar.

There be plenty o’gold in South Africa.

Maybe Tarzan can dump Mr. Hard-Luck in one of the many lost cities he knows of and let him peddle his shiny trinkets to a mad queen somewhere.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating here in the States and everyone else have a wonderful day!