Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 11, 2025

“Bearing” down on “apish” atrocities.

All of a sudden it’s YOUR tribe again.

Ah! The duties of a king. Having to half throttle your subjects to get them to bend the knee. I bet Bay-At feels like a Dum-Dum now.

Bay-At: “YOUR children?! So, just because I am an ape, you think I’m an idiot?!” Enraged, Bay-At resumes the fighting.

Tarzan: “Wait! I was just speaking metaphorically… never mind”.

The fight continues, but this time Bay-At is prepared for Tarzan’s tricks.

“We were bored. The internet is down and we can’t get a service ape out here for another two days.”

Bay-At says “Wait, those were YOU’RE kids???!!! Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”.

Yours cheeldrens eh. Whaaat? Me was never knews you having so many jungle affairs Tarzan.

Tarzan put on his EGO underwear today.

Bay-At sure changed his tune .

Like I said I had read the EB magazine and the original art work. I was ’What’s going on here!!’ Bay-At and T man are good friends. But with friends like Tarzan you will soon be lunch.

“Seemed like a good idea at the time.”

—You killed men! Why?

—They’re crunchy, and good with ketchup.