That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 22, 2019

What you get for poaching the señoras tomatoes.

“…AND the horse you rode in on!”

How do you want to vandalize France, do you think I haven’t seen the French women?

“You thought you could sneak out before my mother comes over!”

A preview of next year’s presidential debate.

“But senorita, your online dating profile said you are a delicate flower with an affinity for horses! No?”

Don’t you “Honey I’m home” me! I’ll give you “Honey I’m home!”

“I said, ‘I reign,’ I didn’t say Take the reins! ; unhand me, Amazon woman!!!”

Big lady? Small horse?

“I’ll teach you to call me ‘hun’!”

“Not so great moments in phallic portraiture” #43.

Spare the rod, spoil the rapist.

“Damn, another one bigger than my horse. I HATE these Amazons.”

I said: No Means No!! Are you listening to me?! No Means No!

Can I take my chances fighting another dragon instead of this?

Bill had heard Josephine liked rough sex; but this was just a little too over the top.

One of the first documented cases of road rage.

“Dammit, Verne, I did not give you permission to wear my new thigh boots to your Battle of Hastings reenactment. You give them back this minute! Sigh Mother warned me against marrying a man who wears the same size clothing.”

“I should ‘expect it’, should I? I’ll give you ‘I expect it’, buster!”

I said “get off” it’s my turn to ride on the horsey!

Hold still, I’ll get that damn bee.

DO! WHAM NOT! WHAM WEAR! WHAM MY! WHAM GOOD! WHAM ROBES! WHAM OUT! WHAM TO! WHAM PLAY! WHAM AGAIN!!

" I’ll swear, you’ll never leave the toilet lid up, again ! "

Giddy-up!

That was actually a real life, very gutsy woman. Google the “Heroine of Peralada”.

NO…MORE…TILTING…AT…WINDMILLS!!!!

Whip it, whip it good.

The Heroine of Peralada: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:L%27hero%C3%AFna_de_Peralada.jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this huge painting. See File history for strip coloration image.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=11953 

https://www.museodelprado.es/coleccion/artista/caba-y-casamitjana-antonio/b5ad8325-4ab7-4bd5-b1f2-fc91a7180505 

https://www.coleccionbancosabadell.com/en/artist/antoni-caba-casamitjana/ 

https://www.hisour.com/antoni-caba-10799/ 

all have info, or perhaps links that point to more info, about this artist (the 2nd in Spanish; again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2164 (March 21, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“YOU’RE NOT PARKING THAT THING HERE!! GET OFF MY DRIVEWAY!!”

Okay – it’s an ugly divorce./Infidelity, clearly its source../his emails, deleted/ are proof that he cheated…/but don’t take it out on the horse !

“You told me you were off to the Crusades to fight the Infidels. Your brother returned last month, and by his account YOU played quite the infidel whilst en route to Jerusalem! I’ll show YOU how to treat an infidel, you blackguard!”

Mildred: don’t you try to run away on spring cleaning week or you’ll get worse than this.

I told you “Don’t ride your horse on the patio!” I just cleaned it.

He’s in mortal danger, but he’s liking it.

How dare you have a better mustache than I do!

That will teach him not to say, “Hello” to female strangers again.