That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 02, 2019

You get a “gift” if you buy 5 oranges or more.

Marie was using the old trick of leaving her thumb on the scale.

1) “Yeah, well Bud, I know these don’t smell so great, but after an afternoon sitting out in the hot sun, neither do you.”

2) Not so great moments in……

3) (Two girls on the left) “We’re hiding from creepy mustache guy, buy you’re welcome to come sit with us!”

“If it’s all the same to you I’d like one of the sausages you haven’t touched with the finger that’s up your nose.”

The two with the oranges were the original Minute Maids…

We use only the finest pig intestines to make our Wurst, mein Herr. And our Sauerkraut is made from organic Kohl, picked by Kinder, who don’t have to stoop so far.

Hilda, the “Pleasant Peasant” completes her magic trick by making a cooked Bratwurst appear from her nose. Barbarino is an amazed producer/director, and he offers her a starring role in his new play, “Up Your Nose With a Sausage Hose” !

The mother distracts the vendor while her son steals a couple of loaves.

The two girls with the come-hither look are trying to distract you.

“Sir, I moustache you a question.”

“No, Heinrich, these aren’t “bathroom sausages,” and that wasn’t funny the first time you asked me."

“You must be at least this big to ride me…”

sadly, fritz didn’t know how to say, “yes, i’d love to play hide the salami,” in italian…

Marie, trying to sell her sausages through sign language

Fritz went over to Marie’s sausage stall to find out why she was selling so many more than him. Alternate title: ‘Mansplaining’

“Yes ! We have no bananas…”

Ms. Bobbit took her reputation to the street….

My permit? Here’s my permit Mr. Moustache; shove it up your…

“How much for the two girls?”

When you’re running for office you have to eat all kinds of weird food.

good comment, but snot nice!

Contents? Notice I only have three fingers.

Ah! But, Sir, Do you know how sausages are made?!?

“No, sir, I’m not interested in playing ‘Hide the Sausage’. But check with these two lasses to my right!”

“Okay okay, so I’m not, ahem, well endowed. You don’t have to tell the whole marketplace.”

Market Scene in Trieste: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Moritz_Stifter_Marktszene_in_Triest_1889.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

 

http://www.altekunst-vienna.com/frontend/scripts/index.php?groupId=0&productId=1477&setMainAreaTemplatePath=mainarea_productdetail.html&query=Stifter 

http://www.askart.com/artist/Moritz_Stifter/11072857/Moritz_Stifter.aspx 

both have sparse info about this artist (again, if the last is expanded to include details not currently shown, it can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s perhaps indirectly pointed to by the title URL: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moritz_Stifter 

and links it points to (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). This is the first work by him used here.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2298 (October 1, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Così, Luigi, pensi che si può misurare fino a questo?”

“My wurst is the best in Trieste/ it easily passed ev’ry test !/It’s O, so much cleaner/ than Angelo’s wiener/ and I throw in a squeeze of my breast !

Sure you can smoke it. Twice won’t hurt.

She’s a goer. Wink, wink. Say no more.

A swine like you should recognize the gut shtuff ven he sees it mein Herr.

Edwina, holding manney’s “thing” wants 4 lira to give it back. and 20L to sew it on.

You want dessert with those? OK, here’s a raspberry tart!

If you really think it is a “doobie” … then this is how you hold it when you smoke it.

All these comments are reminding me of the song by King Missile