That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 07, 2019

Femke, trying to explain to her prom date that the she will be having that “corsage” pinned to her chest.

tiny tim after bulking up for the sunflower girl role…

“Hey, mister artists! Mister artist! You forgot something. Right here!”

Bart didn’t want to spend the money to hire a model, so he had his brother pose for him (and the cheapskate also used a day-old sunflower)

Jackie and the Beanstock, the 2020 version.

I feel a deep yearning . . . just here . . . to grow sunflowers for a living!

My bet is on the implants.

“Beep.”

Ol’ “Flowers for Breasts” Betsy got more than she bargained for when he surprised her with both.

Plants or implants – the first would be a gift for her; the 2nd, for him.

But he’s such a boob, he bought her chocolate.

What! Me worry?

There’s really not much you can say/ when your bra size is AAAAA/ you may be callipygial*/but if your bust’s vestigial/ Hell- you may just as well be gay. (* I have taken a huge liberty here. The correct word is “callipygiaN” -meaning "possessing a beautiful butt – but the quasi-rhyme was too sweet to pass up)

I know it’s not what you were expecting, Father, but we’re in love!”

But my heart belongs to daddy.

Dance: 10. Looks: 3. And the wilting flower doesn’t help.

Joan of Arc with an ill-chosen weapon, prepares for her last ever battle with the British.

That person has every appearance of being a trans woman.

Butter….She was beautiful out standing in a field of sunflowers, butter face up close left much to be desired.

Sonny,( sometimes Sonya ) showing surprise at selection as Sunshine Society’s Sexy September Swedish Sunflower.

When I said I wanted to pose with something ‘tall, dark and handsome’ I didn’t think I had to specify a living human.

“I’d like the dragon tattoo right here! What do you think?”

Some things are left breast alone.

A Young Woman Holding a Sunflower:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bartholomeus_van_der_Helst_-_A_young_woman_holding_a_sunflower.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/helst_bartholomeus_van_der.html

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=6818

https://vads.ac.uk/large.php?uid=189333&sos=0

http://www.essentialvermeer.com/dutch-painters/helst.html

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/h/helst/biograph.html

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/759/bartholomeus-van-der-helst-dutch-1613-1670/

https://books.google.com/books?id=2ncAAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA157#v=onepage&q&f=false 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2013/06/12?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 22 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2301 (October 7, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

One of the more successful drag artists of the time.

“You Tarzan, me Flowergirl.”

Hey zeak, how come there is no water comming out of this fancy shower head you bought?

“He touched me here.”

Well … if you are sure this will keep the bees out of my “bonnet” …

This is what happens when you have an implant go through an MRI. KaPLOOOOEY! Then it looks like this flower here.

Lady Gaga without makeup.