That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 18, 2020

Metrosexual meeting in Vienna.

“Did you see that Tobias, wearing bluejeans? How guache!”

“I know we’re not supposed to shake hands, but the substitute is elbow bumping, my good man!”

“Egad, I dressed in the dark this morning, and I think I put on my wife’s corset instead of mine. It feels like my spleen is tickling my Adam’s apple.”

‘oh, the way you talk – you are such a little hussar…’

At the Bazaar?? No, no, dear friend, I got it off the wrack. Yes, well it no longer fit the fellow, you see. Who? Well, we’ll just call him, “Stretch” for now!

Gainsborough’s “Blue Boy” as a senior citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

“Ernst, your skirt is hiding your package!”

“All right ‘Mr. Fancy Pants’….You said if we dressed like this the women would be all over us like white on rice! So where are they?”

Those gold boots are too die for; in fact….

Another Grindr success story

I say, that corset does smashing things for your figure!

“I got it from Poshmark!”

Best not get to uppity with Count Vlad.

Sir, YOU are standing on my foot!

Abdulla Bulbul Amir and Ivan Skavinski Skavar and that is how the fight started.

Are they not an eye-catching pair ?/ They’ve chosen their outfits with care/ they both have a flare/for drawing a stare/ and they’re having a hot love affair ! (with FASHION ! What did you think ??)

“Oh Abdul, I’m so jealous! You always sport the biggest headgear and most phallic sword sheath.”

I’m just dandy! Thanks for asking. And you?

I’m just dandy too!

I might’ve guessed!

As per my previous post, I had to go looking for this. This is incredibly funny but would be so offensive to today’s public that you can see why it was banned for violence and ethnic stereotypes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwTfOtFshaY

Forget the leggings – I want to know where he bought those awesome gold boots!

okay, had to search jeggings

Hussar and Ottoman in front of a city: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Joseph_Zahradniczek_Husar_und_Osmane_vor_einer_Stadt_1841.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly B5 paper size painting.

http://www.felbar.com/en/map/autors/u-z/page/1/view/372/ 

has a little info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2407 (March 17, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Oh, he’s looking at us. Let’s just stand here without posing. Yes, just like that.”

“Thanks, Heinz. And I love what the curvature of your sword is hinting at.”

prince Igor of Prussia and prince pilipi of France meet on the battle field and find that they are in love with each other.

just let me see what your packing.

Cocks of the rock.

Ernst had been passing his tail off as the end of his sword for so long, even he forgot about it sometimes.