That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 05, 2021

Twenty years later, the kid sued the artist.

Made of linen from Mama’s trousseau, / the child’s diapers were ready although / she preferred being nude, / but her mother was shrewd. / Until needed, they’re Mama’s chapeau.

Why buy kids clothes when they are just going to outgrow them?

See the young mother gaze at her child. / She’s enamored, completely beguiled. / Yet, the boy’s nonchalant, / smiling like a savant, / ‘til the cloth on Mom’s lap he defiles.

I’ve heard of May – December romances. This is more like a New Years Day – May romance.

When the men all went off to war/ Serafina found life a bore./ So this isn’t her son/ but he still can be fun:/ ask a priest- it’s what boys are for..

Serafina, as everyone knows/ is a woman in widowhoods throes./ So she’s starting again/ but with much younger men/ and this guy is one of those…

Everybody has highs and lows/ as a glance at this young couple shows./ What was Bouguereau thinking ?/ He must have been drinking !/ With Bouguereau, anything goes…

Oops – still not potty trained.

mom’s so proud – he’s the spitting image of his father, the postman…

Mom is smiling because she figured out how to cut down on laundry.

Reminds of the weird lady on GOT; that kid was older

There’s something here somewhat amiss/ the source of the problem is this:/ it’s a case of androgyny -/ one can’t tell if her progeny/ sits or stands in order to p*ss !

Can’t you paint any faster? My dingleberries are freezing off.

Her child, I dare to suppose / Is adorable out of its clothes/ But I must question why / There’s that look in her eye / With the child so close to the stove.

He is smiling now but little did he know this was a late-in-life circumcision.

Is biggest baby I ever have.

Being a laundress, the customers’ clothes had to be finished before her family’s.

Don’t worry kid. Someday, when you’re all grown up, your Mom will show this picture to your prospective girlfriend, just to embarrass the hell out of you!

Mommy dearest?

“Time for our picture, Henry. Let’s see…clean, hair brushed…what am I forgetting…?”

Only eight? At least he didn’t have to wait until he went off to college.

Young Mother Gazing At Her Child: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_(1825-1905)_-_Young_Mother_Gazing_At_Her_Child_(1871).jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/10/masterpiece-2802.html 

I have added a comment there (already approved by Mr. Melcher) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 21 works by this artist have been used here (22 times with one repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2021/01/21?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment has the same artist info URLs as the here links in my blog entry comment).

When mother says "gimme some skin/ half-hearted he never has been/ he’s the kind of a guy/ who doesn’t ask why -/ he gets out there and “goes all in !”.

Loving mother cannot help but coddle / her young child, who’s a natural model. / Handsome, poised and at ease, / calm and eager to please, / when he sits. (But he walks with a waddle.)

“Mom, when can we eat? You said we could make some kiddie corn!”

“I said ‘porn’ honey, not ‘corn.’”

Justin Bieber as a child, pictured with his proud, but naughty, hair stylist.

At least they bathe a few times a week!

Miriam solved the diaper problem just let Jerome “go” anywhere he wants

Naked yoga is da bomb! You gotta try it mom!

Flirt with my paramour … nothing.

Attend a soiree … nothing.

Hang out at the bar and have a good time with a few men … nothing.

But you clean under a table for an old man JUST ONE TIME …

“Why is it raining, momma?”

“It rains when Jesus is crying, dear.”

“Why is Jesus crying, momma?”

“It must be something you did.”

I remember her she was my Baby Sitter, you know what I don’t think she was very faithful after all