That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 10, 2022

The cafeteria at the nudist colony had a dress code requiring hats.

“But you can keep you hat on..”-Tom Jones

/// Nude with Panama hat on her head,

Berniss sat where it’s shady, in dread

of a sunburn and peeling.

She could not risk revealing

patchy skin to her lover in bed.

Prepared for a night on the town/

she was wearing her strapless gown/

but when she exhaled/

gravitation prevailed /

And her gown came tumbling down.

“M’boka, hand me the Holland and Holland .300, please. I’d like to shoot that rhino…”

When the artist helped her apply sunscreen he did a thorough job but he neglected under her eyes.

Two outies and an innie.

Let’s see..hat, shoes but I still feel like I’ve forgotten something

Blue eyed folks should invest in sun screen asap

Look lady, if you don’t want to be here, you can just go – I’ll paint the dog again.

Thanks for the mammories!

Nice to see a young gal who has the good sense to wear a hat to protect her fair skin.

Tan don’t burn, use Coppertone.

No one is as heckled as the woman who is freckled in the mor-or-ornin’…

They told her to “dress for success”/

Now she sits in a state of distress/

She dreads being derided/

Now she’s stuck- undecided/

For they also said “more is less”…

Her complexion, decidedly fair/

Her blue eyes, and the shade of her hair/

Tell us she’ll be “well-done”/

If she stays in the sun:/

She’s already “medium rare”.

Most likely the only nude of Meryl Streep in existence.

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

Meryl never risked sun damage to her nose or legs.

SUN SCREEN, Dear, SUN SCREEN!! That little hat ain’t gonna cut it!

“If I sit still long enough, people will think I’m a statue.”

Miss Bromely was ever so prim / she’d never expose it to him / her foreign legion / that nether region / with forests in need of a trim!

Mmmm… Niiiiiiiice….

Nice Rack! snort, pant, wheeze

Hedonism III, a resort for our generation!

Nude with Panama: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Nude paintings by Théo van Rysselberghe" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and chose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string PANAMA, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2940 (June 10, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 2 works, by this artist, have been used here. The December 28, 2020, strip has the prior. The artist info URLs in my comment there are pointed to by here links in my blog comment.

to even out her tan, Myra just needed to get her breasts a bit darker

Accessorizing again, I see.

I’ve never seen a man undress so neatly while in heat?