That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 20, 2022

Giselle always blamed her sister’s hogging the parasol for the sunburn she got that day.

Well, this certainly wasn’t airbrushed.

Don’t let the come hither look and the prim and proper look fool you. They both get their fair share of action.

Hello, you must be must be Cinderella’s sisters.

i know what you mean, the Victoria’s Secret gig is brutal!

/// One’s in white, while her sister’s in pink,

and their attitudes show how they think.

Celesse, noble and classy;

Desarae, somewhat sassy,

and more likely to end up in mink.

To maidens, attired good taste/

One wearing a watch at her waist/

Both in sheer misery,/

(Whose source we can’t see)/

As they’re both far too tightly “strait laced”///

A corset with whale bone stays/

They are hoping will win them praise/

But their kidneys are screaming:/

They’re suppressing their “streaming”/

The compression that function delays..///

It’s a self-inflicted condition./

They require no mere male’s permission./

There are things women do/

To impress me and you../

It’s a merciless competition!

I heard he tells everyone he’s in the bodice business. He claims other designers are stealing his patterns. Right away he wants to check out the tag. Cheeky.

“You take Sally, I’ll take Sue. There ain’t no difference ’tween the two!”

Uuuhh, it’s not raining.

The sister in white is flashing the Sign of the Horn, showing her undying devotion to Ronnie Dio.

SI Swimsuit wannabes

Pink, thinking about how she replaced the cream filling in her sister’s Oreos with toothpaste.

Clarice never could understand why Serena always wore a tea ball and a huge quartz crystal on her belt.

Here’s a before and after picture of Charlotte. Before and after senior prom night.

“Trust me, boys- her parasol isn’t the only thing about her that’s sagging, if you catch my drift.”

Celeste’s expression is mean/

Desarae’s is simply porcine/

While both are well dressed/

It must be confessed/

There’s not much to choose between..///

I suppose if you’re all about bu#@/

you might feel a faint flicker of lu$t

But the price will be high/

(I would not even try)/

But you go ahead – if you must.

Big sister was all for the romance. Little sister was all about business! She kept the time and the money …

“I’m soooo stoned, are you?” “Yep.”

Sisters: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

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(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, DuckDuckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Sisters, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2963 (July 20, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment therepointing to the some info about this artist. First work by him used here.

Bella knew that Sophie would never catch up to her in the belt charm category.

Both sisters insisted on being painted with what they considered their best profile.

Charming. Brunettes had a real advantage in the pre-mascara/eyebrow pencil era.

the not too bright Biden sisters think they are on a whistle stop tour. but in reality, they are in the back yard. don’t know where they are or where they are going. just like the US government.

Take that smirk off your face, Gertrude. He’s looking at ME not you.

Let’s go over the song again. You first put your hands on your hips … like this.