That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 20, 2024

“Hold her still – I need some brown paint”

/// Johann’s wife (who’s surprisingly hot),

is shown dandling their one-year-old tot.

She admires her man’s art,

while their dog, for its part,

seems ashamed, or afraid he’ll be caught.

I think baby Jonah might be too young to understand the instruction to ‘paint the dog’

“This is the spot where the timeshare is that I had just bought, I was told we can opt out whenever we want.”

“It’s OK Spunky, they will feed us as soon as mother gets done telling Pa how beautiful his latest paint-by-numbers picture is.”

How many times do I have to tell you to feed the dog first before junior?

“When I hired you as a landscaper, I thought you were doing the yard.”

Something only the rich could enjoy.. hand painted cartoon panels

Something only the rich could enjoy.. hand painted cartoon panels

Don’t sit so close to the painting, you’ll ruin your eyes.

“That’s nice, dear, but that painting is the only place where you’re having six kids.”

I know it our anniversary, but I didn’t ask for a paint by numbers painting or a rescue dog.

When your name ends in “eff-tee-ell “/

Nobody pronounces it well./

But you’re one lucky beggar:/

Cause it’s not “Schwarzenegger” -/

At least it’s easy to spell…

“Dear, I don’t know if it was the baby or the dog that licked parts of my painting. But it now has a very effective ‘Sfumato’ effect that has enhanced it immensely!”

Grab that chicken bone before the dog gets it.