That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 23, 2024

/// Model Chester eats just what he pleases.

He will swill beer and gorge on rich cheeses.

Every well-defined ab

is now covered by flab,

so he lost his job posing as Jesus.

Oh, god! where is the eye bleach?!?

Hey ladies, he not taken!

it’s that dream again, I am naked at the DMV!

I’ve been sitting in this sauna for hours and I’m still not losing any flab.

Who put the lid down? And there’s no TP!.

Another example of the “strategic placement of thighs” school of art.

We have here a picture of Fritz:/

You don’t want to sit where Fritz sits/

Since he doesn’t wear pants/

there’s an excellent chance/

You’d be sitting in Fritz’s shvitz.

“Ow! Splinter!”

The new tax brackets seem a bit high

Okay doc, can I get dressed now?

John watches her walk away in astonishment. “What did she mean I’m a little short?! I’m 7 feet tall.”

Now let’s see, I went to the pharmacy, then I met Bob for lunch, and after that I stopped by the library on my way home, checked the mail in the mailbox ………. dang if I can remember where I left my clothes.

The instructor for the life sketching class quietly asked Josiah to do some sit-ups and crunches before the next class.

As diligent has he has been/

It seems that he simply can’t win:/

the stabs he has taken/

have failed to awaken/

Made me laugh! Thank you!

Looks like a little bit of a paunch there,Ronnie boy….musta sat out a few of them gym classes….

How They Finally Killed Rasputin

They stripped him naked in the girls’ locker room, and he died from embarrassment.

Chet’s predilection for eating Liederkranz cheese, onions, and pickled eggs before posing for the life studies classes, caused the number of artists to rapidly dwindle to one – Mr. Etty, who had a really bad head cold!

Ajax sat and seriously mulled over identifying as female and joining the womens’ swim team.

“Jeez, my a** is cold from sitting on this stone!”

next time i get my jury notification i know how I’m going to ‘dress’

Study of a bearded male nude: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string STUDY, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on canvas (the WC file arrived at used to say oil on board) painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3379 (September 21, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the May 2, 2017, strip being the prior.

“Yes, son, this is what you’re going to look like in 30 years.”

Testing the stone bidet.

Jacob’s site on gay page didn’t do him any better for a date than the straight page.

Halfway through the photo shoot, Ron began to realize that being the centerfold model for Sedentary Lifestyles magazine required a lot more work than he expected.

Why, thank you. I got them at the Emperor’s clothing store.

For Tuesday:

von Calzada is probably Spanish/

And the Spanish ain’t easy to banish:/

Among krauts though, his Spanish/

May suddenly vanish/

For the Krauts are surprisingly clannish.