/// Model Chester eats just what he pleases.
He will swill beer and gorge on rich cheeses.
Every well-defined ab
is now covered by flab,
so he lost his job posing as Jesus.
Oh, god! where is the eye bleach?!?
Hey ladies, he not taken!
it’s that dream again, I am naked at the DMV!
I’ve been sitting in this sauna for hours and I’m still not losing any flab.
Who put the lid down? And there’s no TP!.
Another example of the “strategic placement of thighs” school of art.
We have here a picture of Fritz:/
You don’t want to sit where Fritz sits/
Since he doesn’t wear pants/
there’s an excellent chance/
You’d be sitting in Fritz’s shvitz.
“Ow! Splinter!”
The new tax brackets seem a bit high
Solstice*1947 about 6 hours ago
/// Model Chester eats just what he pleases.
He will swill beer and gorge on rich cheeses.
Every well-defined ab
is now covered by flab,
so he lost his job posing as Jesus.
rmremail about 6 hours ago
Oh, god! where is the eye bleach?!?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Hey ladies, he not taken!
ronaldspence about 6 hours ago
it’s that dream again, I am naked at the DMV!
Csaw Backnforth about 4 hours ago
I’ve been sitting in this sauna for hours and I’m still not losing any flab.
Jayalexander about 4 hours ago
Who put the lid down? And there’s no TP!.
thebashfulone about 2 hours ago
Another example of the “strategic placement of thighs” school of art.
Call me Ishmael about 1 hour ago
We have here a picture of Fritz:/
You don’t want to sit where Fritz sits/
Since he doesn’t wear pants/
there’s an excellent chance/
You’d be sitting in Fritz’s shvitz.
The Wolf In Your Midst 22 minutes ago
“Ow! Splinter!”
jdculhane46 1 minute ago
The new tax brackets seem a bit high