That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 21, 2024

My original comment: Arthur stopped himself from diving when he thought he saw a zebra in the water.

/// Danton’s out for some fresh air and sun,

and he hopes with Babette to have fun.

Stood there bent— hadn’t jumped,

while his heart wildly thumped.

Just a Bather, or Diver, which one?

Honey> What’s a mime, you didn’t say.

“I could be wrong, but I’m not sure Downward-Dive is a real yoga pose.”

Abigail opted not to join Jacob for a quick dip when she found out his secret swimmin’ hole was immediately downstream from old man Johnson’s pig farm.

Perfect conditions to bring home a brain-eating amoeba or two.

Here as a young man, Jeffrey Epstein could only dream of the pool parties he was planning to have on his island.

“Why does my d#ck look so small when it’s wet?”

Fred asked Millie for a date. She said “go jump in the lake”. He hopes this will help.

Who paints half of a person?

Speedos before they learned they could use less fabric and charge more.

COLD WATER!

Yipes,stripes,beachnuts got ‘em.

The swimming pool was one of the more attractive amenities at Devil’s Island.

Pierre likes to dress like a shark/

In a pattern of light and dark/

But he fails to impress/

Marie (his Maitresse)/

His outfit falls wide of the mark..

He forgot his swim trunks so he just used his pajamas……

“ I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders:/I got chains, chains around my knees..” – Johnny Cash

“Oh, Great God of the Swimming Pool, we pray to Thee…”