The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 07, 2021

She has a Albert Einstein brain, indeed.

When someone begins a sentence with “No offence, but…” it’s a safe bet it’s going to be offensive.

I think if I was with someone like her I would be the only one I would talk to.

Drat, I didn’t know it was required to tell yourself something intelligent.

So says a woman whose hair resembles a Brillo Pad™!!

Not having anything intelligent to say hasn’t stopped a lot of people.

Intelligent or not, he won’t do it.

And how about the things that YOU say, you old bat! ;P

I think it’s because Brutus is smart enough to not listen to himself. Or maybe I’m just projecting.

“Neither can you, but I’m smart enough to realise it.”

I never talk to myself. I do engage in soliloquy quite often, but never ‘talk to myself’.

You tell him, Mom. We selftalkers have to stick together.

Stick your hand in the piranha tank, dumdum.

Brutus, you should know better.

Not true. I just don’t want to be seen as a blithering idiot like you are…..

Sure he can… “That %$#*% Mother Gargle is a %$&*?# *%&?$ !”

You had a few days of at least breaking even, Brutus. Now it’s back to normal.

Did she just stop by for broom repairs?

You’d be better off talking to yourself than taking abuse from her.

Well, he married your daughter, didn’t he?

…and he keeps losing the arguments.

Poor Brutus left himself wide open for that one.

Like most people, Brutus only talks to himself when he alone, so mother Gargle will never catch him doing it. After all no one wants to get caught talking to themselves because you look like an idiot.

Brutus: “ I have plenty of intelligent things to say. I’m just not stupid enough to wander around saying them out loud when no one else can hear.”

GotchU!

The poor guy though he caught her off guard?