The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 29, 2021

Nobody’s…..perfect.

And Veeblefester is a perfect a$$.

Perfect could be a good compliment. But all is balanced by the other word.

Take it easy, Brutus, your boss is an idiot too if employed you. However if you’ re still in office you are useful to his goals, at least to be his scapegoat.

As my saintly grandmother would have said, “And your boss is a DUPA, also!!”

/CHORTLE/

Well played, Brutus seeks to look on the bright side of things

Still, you might want to wait a bit before adding that to your resumé.

Good for you Brutus! Keep thinking positively (even if it’spositively wrong.)

A super optimist.

Brutus, apparently you’re unaware of how backhanded that compliment is.;/

I’ve never understood how in French grammar we can plus que parfait…

Oh, come now. That would imply he’s good at something.

You’re starting to wear him down Brutus. Maybe now would be a good time to ask for a raise. Maybe something along the lines of…"Boss, that perfect thing you mentioned, What are we talking bonus-wise? Like is there a perfect idiot of the month type thing? You know, money, a gift card, Something?

Clearly, Veeblefester is unfamiliar with Brewster Rockit.

See, Brutus? Veeblefester must really believe in the old adage “practice makes perfect.” Employing you for so many years, he’s watched you “grow” into your perfection! :-D

not exactly to be proud of though… unless it’s funny. :D

A humble man. He has much to be humble about!

Well… He’s been practicing long enough!

“I disagree, Boss. Nobody’s perfect.”

Everyone has a purpose in life… even if it’s just being a bad example for others

The guy always looks on the brighter side…that isn’t a loser!

I agree on the recognition part, as any recognition is good. However, I must pose this question. Who is the real perfect Idiot, the alleged idiot or the person who continues to pay this idiot for the work he does?…….

Brutus the CHOSEN ONE of love and forgiveness and the brute Veeblefester.

Way to go, Brutus! It’s a good thing he didn’t say prefect…

It’s about time the boss started a recognition program.

According to Webster that makes Brustus an idiot without fault or defect. Sounds good to me.

You’re always good a being a failure

He has a family an house and a job in short an apparently middle class existence.

In today’s America, he’s a winner.