The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 15, 2021

…..but the price was right.

“But it’s the trophy I’ve never had!”

Now there’s a conundrum for all ages — why would people have a yard and/or a garage sales!?? Isn’t one yard/garage enough for ya’ll??!

/SHMIRK/

I can’t help it I was born before they gave out participation trophy’s

I’m going to have a “Junk” sale. So get ready ladies, because I’m selling my “Junk”.

I used to go to the dump and bring back about as much stuff as I took there in the first place. Not so much anymore though.

Your trash is nothing but trash even trophy trash.

Now Gladys, be nice. After all that’s his first melting candy bar on fire football trophy he’s ever had. Now all I have to do is figure out where I can find a “CHAMP” bar.

The only way he can get a trophy is if he buys one? That’s just sad.

More correctly stated, “One wife’s trash is another wife’s trash.” Husbands need to get together and hide each other’s stuff. Fred could hide his stuff at Harry’s place, Harry could hide his stuff at Jim’s place, and so forth.

I’m still looking for that 50¢ yard sale item that Antiques Road Show will tell me is worth $10,000. Hope springs eternal.

Why would you want someone else’s trophy?

Mark down this day; she got something right!

In the final analysis, the “art” piece will be placed somewhere in the garage.

That’s only what wives say about their HUSBAND’S treasures and never their own…..

Brutus, I’m siding with Gladys today. I got tired of buying other people junk to take home and put with my junk.

My wife is currently cleaning out her late mother’s house to prepare it for sale. She has been decrying all the junk Mom had amassed and what a chore it’s been to clean the place up. Yet I notice an increasing stash of it has now taken over our house

That was Brutus’s in the first place. Gladys threw it in the trash. The people down the street got it out of the Thornapple’s trash and now sold it to Brutus.

In this case the Mrs is right, Thorney bought a piece of junk

This is bit of a stereotypical role reversal.

I’ve got to side with Brutus here. I love going to thrift shops and finding what I consider little treasures. Then, after I’ve enjoyed them for awhile, I donate them back.

Come on Brutus! You’re solidifying your title. Only a looser would buy another mans TROPHY!

What if he saved it and used it as a Christmas/ Birthday present to Mother Gargle!