The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 19, 2022

Try to understand, Brutus, she’s busy at home all day.

What a catch

I don’t think he’ll be wolfing down the new recipe.

Happy Father’s Day Mr. Brutus Mr. Sansom and everyone. And God bless all those missing their passed on DADS. Like me.

I do fully understand how Gladys feels.

“I even like the chicken, if the sauce is not too blue.” ZZ Top, 1983

Tomorrow for supper… POPCORN!

Microwaving meat turns it into shoe leather.

That qualifies as “SPOUSAL ABUSE”!

Twenty minutes? He’s slowing down in his old age.

You better get used to ordering takeout or going out for dinner.

First chance you get throw that new cookbook in the microwave on high…about three minutes ought to do it!!

Judging by the name of the cookbook it must be a For Dummies cookbook. And probably the slimmest book in history. It’s content probably reads like this. Take the frozen dinner out of the freezer. Set the microwave timer for 6 or 7 minutes. Epilogue, Be sure to let cooked food stand for 2 or 3 minutes because food will be very hot. Also to avoid fires do not microwave using a metal dish. The End.

I’ve had great home cooked lasagna, I had terrible home cooked lasagna, but the best is Sam’s Club frozen microwavable lasagna and its ready in 6 minutes. By the way, I get it from Walmart.

No thanksgiving for you Brutus..or maybe you will get one Like Marie made on ELR when they were watching there diabetes level.

that’s some miracle cookbook recipe… maybe we should hide it so she won’t remember how to make it again. :D

Just leave a little bit for left overs the next day. Then you can say it took you 24 hours to eat it.

That’s going to really limit the meals.

Brutus seems stunned?

I have yet to find one of those boxed meals prepared in the microwave worth eating.

OUCH. It’s really going to be an interesting Thanksgiving Day cooking all the stuff (including stuffing) in 20 minutes; Yessiree Bob….{PS Happy Father’s Day}

I am there already!

Why does everyone think they need to comment on everything.

You mean actually made something that was edible.

Was there a companion book Eating in 60 Seconds or Less… ?

Of course Brutus still washes the dishes.

I depend heavily on my microwave for cooking many foods, and I don’t buy frozen meals. When I am especially tired it’s a lifesaver. For a serious meal, I am perfectly capable of cooking from scratch and doing it all myself, but the dishes might take me several days of soaking because I am worn out from it. I do not cook meat in the microwave, but I will heat up leftover meats. A tip for re-heating pizza – put a half glass of water in the microwave while you re-heat pizza. It will help keep it soft. I have no idea if it’s any help with a frozen pizza – I never ate one.

Wolf it down Brutus so you can watch the rubber game of Dodgers Guards! Dodgers bounced back yesterday but the Gaurdians have the big righthander going today while L.A. is going with a bull pin game. Good Luck Brutus!

For those of us who just don’t have the knack to cook good meals, the microwave has been one of the greatest inventions of all time. Happy Father’s Day to all you fathers out there.

My wife knows that if it EVER takes me 20 minutes or more to eat a meal, it will be time for me to get to the doctor to get my masseter checked out.

Even Hamburger Helper has microwave versions.