The number you have dialed is not a working number…
This is because he hasn’t had his first cup of coffee yet.
If you get a busy signal, his brain must be WORKing….lady.
A busy signal would show that he’s thinking.
Wait! Did Mother Gargle just admit that Brutus’ brain is busy?
Call mother hag and you’ll get “This number is NO Longer in service”
It could be worse. If you were to call Mother Gargoyle on a video conference call – the monitor screen would shatter!
Let’s introduce Mother Gargle to the PHB.
If Mother Gargle called would it be blocked by his SPAM filter?
Wow, Momma Gargle complemented Brutus. She said he’s busy brained. What a plus.
And she is a busy body..
One can’t help but wonder what Brutus is thinking. My guess is, “I knew I should have put more Bailey’s Irish Cream in this coffee.”
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
would there be at least some music to listen to. :)
considering the company, brutus is in the best place he could be…
I tell them my mind is like lighting flashes then there!
Brutus is daydreaming because Mother Gargle is a nightmare…“Think happy thoughts…” Apologies to J.M. Barrie Peter Pan and Disney.
That smile is because Brutus has blocked your number.
I noticed the plant she walked past. (mother in laws tongue)
That’s better than out of order!
You are so very correct. He is always thinking ahead, like the great thinker that he is. And like so many other geniuses, he gets lost in his thoughts necessitating getting his attention before you can engage him in conversation….
Only Brutus Thornapple would have a brain that is permanently off the hook.
What’s a busy signal?
You can leave a (yet another) message, but he still won’t acknowledge your call.
And yours would only be answered by Ernestine, who would not connect your call, while verbally abusing you… (“One ringy-dingy…”) ☺
It could be his receiver is off the hook. You have to this old to get this.
I figured Brutus to be more like a phone with a desperate need for a charge. Or maybe no service, out of range.
That’s his defense against mother spam.
Dial 1-Gargoyle…fax machine?
Well, looking lost in thought worked Brutus, the old witch left you alone in peace.
More likely off the hook…..
Brutus is just delighting in the fact of your departure.
sounds a good filter – if it is Mother Gargle calling send busy signal
Careful there Gargoyle. He’s probably fantasizing an excruciating ending to your existence. Or at least your permanent eviction from his house.
More likely they would get NO answer, i.e., no one home or not able to answer.
That’s because he is thinking deep thoughts, you old hag! TEAM BRUTUS!!!
May 08, 2015
jpsomebody about 2 years ago
The number you have dialed is not a working number…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
This is because he hasn’t had his first cup of coffee yet.
angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you get a busy signal, his brain must be WORKing….lady.
wjones about 2 years ago
A busy signal would show that he’s thinking.
Uncle Kenny about 2 years ago
Wait! Did Mother Gargle just admit that Brutus’ brain is busy?
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 years ago
Call mother hag and you’ll get “This number is NO Longer in service”
dcdete. about 2 years ago
It could be worse. If you were to call Mother Gargoyle on a video conference call – the monitor screen would shatter!
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
Let’s introduce Mother Gargle to the PHB.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
If Mother Gargle called would it be blocked by his SPAM filter?
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wow, Momma Gargle complemented Brutus. She said he’s busy brained. What a plus.
GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago
And she is a busy body..
Jeff0811 about 2 years ago
One can’t help but wonder what Brutus is thinking. My guess is, “I knew I should have put more Bailey’s Irish Cream in this coffee.”
Randall J. Harris Premium Member about 2 years ago
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service.
Chris about 2 years ago
would there be at least some music to listen to. :)
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
considering the company, brutus is in the best place he could be…
krs27 about 2 years ago
I tell them my mind is like lighting flashes then there!
Just-me about 2 years ago
Brutus is daydreaming because Mother Gargle is a nightmare…“Think happy thoughts…” Apologies to J.M. Barrie Peter Pan and Disney.
rhpii about 2 years ago
That smile is because Brutus has blocked your number.
MaCookie7 about 2 years ago
I noticed the plant she walked past. (mother in laws tongue)
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s better than out of order!
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
You are so very correct. He is always thinking ahead, like the great thinker that he is. And like so many other geniuses, he gets lost in his thoughts necessitating getting his attention before you can engage him in conversation….
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Only Brutus Thornapple would have a brain that is permanently off the hook.
PouluCBagumba about 2 years ago
What’s a busy signal?
goboboyd about 2 years ago
You can leave a (yet another) message, but he still won’t acknowledge your call.
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
And yours would only be answered by Ernestine, who would not connect your call, while verbally abusing you… (“One ringy-dingy…”) ☺
petermerck about 2 years ago
It could be his receiver is off the hook. You have to this old to get this.
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
I figured Brutus to be more like a phone with a desperate need for a charge. Or maybe no service, out of range.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
That’s his defense against mother spam.
andersjg Premium Member about 2 years ago
Dial 1-Gargoyle…fax machine?
Buckeye67 about 2 years ago
Well, looking lost in thought worked Brutus, the old witch left you alone in peace.
daleandkristen about 2 years ago
More likely off the hook…..
lawguy05 about 2 years ago
Brutus is just delighting in the fact of your departure.
John M about 2 years ago
sounds a good filter – if it is Mother Gargle calling send busy signal
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago
Careful there Gargoyle. He’s probably fantasizing an excruciating ending to your existence. Or at least your permanent eviction from his house.
Kirk P Premium Member about 2 years ago
More likely they would get NO answer, i.e., no one home or not able to answer.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s because he is thinking deep thoughts, you old hag! TEAM BRUTUS!!!