The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 13, 2023

I wonder how mother Gargle, always so nice with Brutus, recall me my ex wife’ s mother.

Has anyone tried pouring some water on her?

Says the woman that looks like a gargoyle ….. with a Brillo Pad on TOP of her head!!!

/SHMIRK/

Mama G would look a lot better if she’d rake her mop down over her face. Better yet from the back… a half mile away, and moving farther.

Time to come back with a “Oh yeah, Beauty personified mother G. Just because you don’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.”

There are a lot of us out here that see Brutus’ beauty every day.

The bald and the beautiful?

There isn’t a day in the year that can make her look beautiful.

The harpy has no room to criticize when it comes to looks. Of course I favor Brutus as I am bald myself and built similarly.

Fortunately, I am not bald (yet), but my hair is white. I always said that my hair could turn gray just as long as it didn’t turn loose.

If today is bald is beautiful day, makes me wonder why she changed her triangular looking Kubla Khan hairstyle from yesterday to an even wilder looking hairdo that resembles a witch’s hat?

It’s also Friday the Thirteenth, which happens to fall on a Wednesday this month.

Due to the stupid no link policy here, please go to youtube and search for bald headed men. You’ll find Christine Lavin’s wonderful song.

So that’s why Brutus allows her to hang around. He is beautiful in comparison.

ya want to help with the beautiful part, take the bus, go in it and don’t come back from where it takes you. ;)

Brutus stays on top of things .

You could make the old battle axe bald Brutus. But she would still be ugly!

Brutus is not fully bald as he sports a bit of back hair still. I have a bald spot, more or less. But, I’m not bald, at least, not yet.

Art and Chip, I have to ask, are any of these mother-in-law strips drawn from personal experience?

As the old song goes, “You got to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative”. Brutus has one of those down. Now he has to work on that second part….

She has a something wild growing on her head!

Oh snap !!!!!! Brutus needs to shine his head to bring out the beauty of being a chrome dome just like me

Brutus thinks, “I wonder how she’ll look in open casket, well maybe not, closed casket”…

I’d rather be bald than have a hairdo like yours, ‘mom’.

Mama will never learn that someday, Brutus might be the one who needs to give her a hand for her to stay independent, or to help choose a place for her to move to. I bet we can all think of a place she can go.

Bald would be a definite improvement for her. I see today is also National Hug Your Boss Day. That would have some pretty major humor potential!

It’s also “Snark is Lovely Day” … apparently.

he may be balding, but he can still give ’er the hairy eyeball…

He doesn’t fare well when it’s “age before beauty” either.