My theory is that it was a giant alien golf ball that we call the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. The giant aliens hit a slice when they were trying to hit it toward the black hole in the center of our galaxy.
“My theory is along the following lines…All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.”
High Cholesterol has never killed any human. The Statin Drugs given to lower cholesterol has been responsible for thousands of heart failures and cause so many problems it is ridiculous. Good old big pharma…….
Well, it’s a start (I wonder if the teacher gave the class any scientific guidance, or if she just put it out there to see what ideas they might come up with). Now HH has to learn that the next step in the scientific method is finding evidence to support her theory.
Hurricane Patty came up with a pretty logical explanation quickly. If only we could ever be sure of what happened, we might hope to avoid it for ourselves.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago
And humans are going to be the new dinosaurs.
thevideostoreguy 9 months ago
It’s as valid as literally any other theory! Honestly, I prefer Jason Fox’s about time-traveling big game hunters, but, yeah.
cracker65 9 months ago
She sure has it all figured out.
GROG Premium Member 9 months ago
Sounds like the FOX news version of the truth.
nosirrom 9 months ago
Silly me, I thought it was when dinosaurs discovered deodorant. It made them ex-stink.
preacherman Premium Member 9 months ago
Hattie’s theory might make as much sense as the asteroid theory.
oakie817 9 months ago
i say man ate them all into extinction, like he did, as science says, the wooly mammoth and the giant sloth
Geophyzz 9 months ago
Or you can believe the creationists, who claim the dinosaurs couldn’t run fast enough to reach Noah’s arc.
e.groves 9 months ago
Well, she did formulate a theory.
CorkLock 9 months ago
Now did Hurricane get that from Brutus or Mother Gargle? It Befuddles me.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 9 months ago
Hurricane Hattie O’Hara just breezed through the halls of learning .
Chris 9 months ago
well, makes sense I guess… it’s better then hearing about a falling rock from space for thee millionth time.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
LMAO!
Back then, who knew anything about cholesterol? Applying today’s knowledge to the solution! ☺️Too funny!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, you can’t discount that possibility!
paranormal 9 months ago
Hurricane Hattie and Peppermint Pattie are cousins…
paulprobujr 9 months ago
My theory is that it was a giant alien golf ball that we call the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. The giant aliens hit a slice when they were trying to hit it toward the black hole in the center of our galaxy.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago
That was actually pretty clever. Not sure why the teacher had to do the face but she should encourage creativity.
ladykat 9 months ago
Good one, Hattie!
mfrasca 9 months ago
“My theory is along the following lines…All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too.”
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Close but the meat eaters became extinct when their food source dried up.
raybarb44 9 months ago
A product of our great education system and of course TV Commercials…….
DenO Premium Member 9 months ago
The planet was a lot warmer. When it cooled, they died.
Rose Madder Premium Member 9 months ago
These theories are as interesting as Hattie’s explanation.
T... 9 months ago
In back of class off frame, Wilberforce chimes in, “that must be another Chinese disease, Hi Fat”…
Buckeye67 9 months ago
At least Hattie put some thought into the assignment and came up with a logical cause and effect medical theory.
hooglah 9 months ago
High Cholesterol has never killed any human. The Statin Drugs given to lower cholesterol has been responsible for thousands of heart failures and cause so many problems it is ridiculous. Good old big pharma…….
rhpii 9 months ago
Too many rib dinners at the drive in for Fred Flintstone.
nightshadea2010 9 months ago
even though its wrong they have found out dinos had a lot of the same food-related conditions humans did
gopher gofer 9 months ago
guess the meat eaters should’ve eaten more fish…
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paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, it’s a start (I wonder if the teacher gave the class any scientific guidance, or if she just put it out there to see what ideas they might come up with). Now HH has to learn that the next step in the scientific method is finding evidence to support her theory.
Moonkey Premium Member 9 months ago
Hurricane Patty came up with a pretty logical explanation quickly. If only we could ever be sure of what happened, we might hope to avoid it for ourselves.
DEACON FRED 9 months ago
HA!!