The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 10, 2024

Still looks cozy for them.

I used to sit in my dad’s lap like that when I was a kid. There are time I still want to, but I am bigger than he is now. I miss those times.

Weighty thoughts

Uh Gladys, methinks both of you were much lighter back then.

That’s not surprising.

I remember coming home after one of my first dates and sitting on my mother’s lap and telling her all about it.

It’s a thing that the armchair doesn’t crash under your weight.

ah, true love…

Brutus, you should think of something else romantic while she’s feeling nostalgic. Perhaps a stroll on the beach, or sitting together on the porch swing.

Hey , you tried Brutus .

One think I can say for Gladys is that though she’s plumper in the torso, she still has nice legs.

Now that is what I call HEAVY, as in real heavy, petting.

And she used to run her fingers through your hair.

That’s not good, Brutus. Gladys needs to get up.

yeah… his legs were stronger then. ;)

Strong chair!

One of the things loving couples should always do as it is a simple act that is or can be very intimate even if the duration isn’t as long as when we were first in love. Great job by the both of you. Also, Shalom to you my friend…..

Help! I got sat on and I can’t get up.

rerun from 2022

And he’s about to get tears in his eyes…

Brutus has lost his sense of romance and she has gained a few pounds…..hmmmm!

“And I can’t breathe!!!!!!”

All my immediate family gone on to glory including my wife. Kids out of state. So I miss a lot but look forward to a glorious eternity. We can all still be useful. Cheer up those with far less than us and in bad health. Rest/Nursing homes residents need visits.

That was about 80 lbs ago, each.

Chesney!!!! (TEN CATS)

Make room for that loser on The Loading Dock!!!!!

GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!

It’s nice to Brutus receive some affection even if it’s leg numbing.❤️

The honeymoon must be over. Don’t complain Brutus – suggest moving to a more comfortable location.

I’m going to guess Gladys’ metabolism has slowed down a bit over the years.

Brutus needs to get up, stretch, and casually (perhaps even wistfully) say, “I guess I’m getting old.” Any other interpretation of the situation will land him in the doghouse tonight.