The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 02, 2024

If she knows all she’ll be into the stock market. She wouldn’t be doing this.

A fool and his money are soon parted

If she’s charging extra, then it must be good news, right?

She knows a sucker when she sees one

She has a subscription and you have to sign on for low monthly fees

“I know something you don’t know” would be a good phrase to put on a headstone.

Proper spelling is Madame Slušati.

Yes, I see it now…Andrew Jackson is a handsome man. That’s it.

“I know something you don’t know.” “You will lose 20 bucks.”

“Now here I go again. I see the crystal visions. I keep my visions to myself.” Lyrics: Dreams

I was going to see a psychic one time. But when she answered the door with “who is it?” I left

Keep your money Brutus .

Click bait

Brutus, you have sunk to new loser heights. I’m a little disappointed.

he’s an easy mark…

Umm, Brutus save your money. Just think, you could buy a pizza with it!

Not sure why but today’s strip made me instantly think this is Hurricane Hattie’s future!

Plus with all his money woes why is Brutus even there? All us readers can tell him the future of the Born Loser is misery and woe!

First, give me my first twenty bucks back! Because I think the word, ‘hmm’ isn’t such a good fortune telling answer!

sometimes knowing somethings ahead of time only makes you worry about when it will happen. :j

“Madame Slushka” aka Betty Schwartz, Walmart greeter on weekends.

Of course it is! It’s always more money for anything!

Unfair, if he already paid you.

Bad form on her part, along with a breech of contract that could subject her to damages.However, Brutus should know better than to waste good money for someone to tell him something bad is going to happen to him. He already knows that. He’s the Born Loser…..

Time to go

She obviously didn’t see Brutus is broke.

Madame Slushka is a shrewd business lady if nothing else…….

Sheldon: I don’t mean to be rude or discourteous, but before we begin, I’d just like to say there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind. Which means again, no insult intended, that you’re a fraud, your profession is a swindle and your livelihood is depended upon the gullibility of stupid people. But again, no offense.

Penny: Sheldon, ask your question.

Sheldon [silently concentrating]: OK, I just did. What was it?

Penny: Oh, for God’s sake! Look, he’s a physicist who trying to figure out what his next field of study should be.

Sheldon: For your information I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie.

Penny: I can answer that one, I’ll be bored.

Psychic: All right. Why don’t we begin? Your spirit guide is telling me that there’s a woman in your life that you’re having problems with.

Sheldon: That’s an easy guess. I’m clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders.

Psychic: Yes, you clearly are. But I’m seeing a specific woman that you’re in a romantic relationship with.

Penny: Oh, oh. Here we go!

Sheldon: The majority of people have dark hair. [To Penny] Even you at one time.

Psychic: Does she work in a similar field to you?

Sheldon: Ha! The opposite. She’s a neurobiologist, I’m a theoretical physicist. My spirit guide can go suck an egg!

Psychic: They’re telling me that you have difficulty being close with her.

Penny: Oh, he does. He so does. What should he do?

Psychic: He should give himself to this relationship. Once he does all his other pursuits will come into focus.

Penny: Sheldon, did you hear that? Amy is the key to your happiness.

Psychic: Exactly. Personally and professionally everything will fall into place, once you commit to her.

Sheldon: You know what this is? And I reserve this word for those rare instances when it is truly deserved. This is malarkey!

Penny : Wow, you really struck a nerve! I’ve never heard him use the M-word before!

Don’t fall for that old routine Brutus. Give her ten or split. Nibble nibble.

my sister used to pull that on me (tho for less money)

She’s adding to her slush fund.

Didn’t he pay in the first place?

Remember the old adage “In for a penny, in for a pound”, Brutus, and go for it… : )

Is today’s comic based on a real life situation?

Your future looks dim, Bru’.

Brutus should tell her, “I know something you don’t know — you’re not getting one more cent out of me!”