The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 02, 2024

If she knows all she’ll be into the stock market. She wouldn’t be doing this.

A fool and his money are soon parted

If she’s charging extra, then it must be good news, right?

She knows a sucker when she sees one

She has a subscription and you have to sign on for low monthly fees

“I know something you don’t know” would be a good phrase to put on a headstone.

Proper spelling is Madame Slušati.

Yes, I see it now…Andrew Jackson is a handsome man. That’s it.

“I know something you don’t know.” “You will lose 20 bucks.”

“Now here I go again. I see the crystal visions. I keep my visions to myself.” Lyrics: Dreams

I was going to see a psychic one time. But when she answered the door with “who is it?” I left

Keep your money Brutus .

Click bait

Brutus, you have sunk to new loser heights. I’m a little disappointed.

he’s an easy mark…

Umm, Brutus save your money. Just think, you could buy a pizza with it!

Not sure why but today’s strip made me instantly think this is Hurricane Hattie’s future!

Plus with all his money woes why is Brutus even there? All us readers can tell him the future of the Born Loser is misery and woe!

First, give me my first twenty bucks back! Because I think the word, ‘hmm’ isn’t such a good fortune telling answer!