Bad form on her part, along with a breech of contract that could subject her to damages.However, Brutus should know better than to waste good money for someone to tell him something bad is going to happen to him. He already knows that. He’s the Born Loser…..
Sheldon: I don’t mean to be rude or discourteous, but before we begin, I’d just like to say there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind. Which means again, no insult intended, that you’re a fraud, your profession is a swindle and your livelihood is depended upon the gullibility of stupid people. But again, no offense.
Penny: Sheldon, ask your question.
Sheldon [silently concentrating]: OK, I just did. What was it?
Penny: Oh, for God’s sake! Look, he’s a physicist who trying to figure out what his next field of study should be.
Sheldon: For your information I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie.
Penny: I can answer that one, I’ll be bored.
Psychic: All right. Why don’t we begin? Your spirit guide is telling me that there’s a woman in your life that you’re having problems with.
Sheldon: That’s an easy guess. I’m clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders.
Psychic: Yes, you clearly are. But I’m seeing a specific woman that you’re in a romantic relationship with.
Penny: Oh, oh. Here we go!
Sheldon: The majority of people have dark hair. [To Penny] Even you at one time.
Psychic: Does she work in a similar field to you?
Sheldon: Ha! The opposite. She’s a neurobiologist, I’m a theoretical physicist. My spirit guide can go suck an egg!
Psychic: They’re telling me that you have difficulty being close with her.
Penny: Oh, he does. He so does. What should he do?
Psychic: He should give himself to this relationship. Once he does all his other pursuits will come into focus.
Penny: Sheldon, did you hear that? Amy is the key to your happiness.
Psychic: Exactly. Personally and professionally everything will fall into place, once you commit to her.
Sheldon: You know what this is? And I reserve this word for those rare instances when it is truly deserved. This is malarkey!
Penny : Wow, you really struck a nerve! I’ve never heard him use the M-word before!
charlenelin1201 about 2 months ago
If she knows all she’ll be into the stock market. She wouldn’t be doing this.
C about 2 months ago
A fool and his money are soon parted
codycab about 2 months ago
If she’s charging extra, then it must be good news, right?
suv2000 about 2 months ago
She knows a sucker when she sees one
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
She has a subscription and you have to sign on for low monthly fees
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 2 months ago
“I know something you don’t know” would be a good phrase to put on a headstone.
Zykoic about 2 months ago
Proper spelling is Madame Slušati.
xaingo about 2 months ago
Yes, I see it now…Andrew Jackson is a handsome man. That’s it.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago
“I know something you don’t know.” “You will lose 20 bucks.”
Kornfield Kounty about 2 months ago
“Now here I go again. I see the crystal visions. I keep my visions to myself.” Lyrics: Dreams
s_krumpe about 2 months ago
I was going to see a psychic one time. But when she answered the door with “who is it?” I left
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 2 months ago
Keep your money Brutus .
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
Click bait
bigplayray about 2 months ago
Brutus, you have sunk to new loser heights. I’m a little disappointed.
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
he’s an easy mark…
Just-me about 2 months ago
Umm, Brutus save your money. Just think, you could buy a pizza with it!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not sure why but today’s strip made me instantly think this is Hurricane Hattie’s future!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago
Plus with all his money woes why is Brutus even there? All us readers can tell him the future of the Born Loser is misery and woe!
dcdete. about 2 months ago
First, give me my first twenty bucks back! Because I think the word, ‘hmm’ isn’t such a good fortune telling answer!
Chris about 2 months ago
sometimes knowing somethings ahead of time only makes you worry about when it will happen. :j
wongo about 2 months ago
“Madame Slushka” aka Betty Schwartz, Walmart greeter on weekends.
Kimmies01 about 2 months ago
Of course it is! It’s always more money for anything!
ladykat about 2 months ago
Unfair, if he already paid you.
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
Bad form on her part, along with a breech of contract that could subject her to damages.However, Brutus should know better than to waste good money for someone to tell him something bad is going to happen to him. He already knows that. He’s the Born Loser…..
Rich_Pa about 2 months ago
Time to go
rhpii about 2 months ago
She obviously didn’t see Brutus is broke.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Madame Slushka is a shrewd business lady if nothing else…….
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Sheldon: I don’t mean to be rude or discourteous, but before we begin, I’d just like to say there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind. Which means again, no insult intended, that you’re a fraud, your profession is a swindle and your livelihood is depended upon the gullibility of stupid people. But again, no offense.
Penny: Sheldon, ask your question.
Sheldon [silently concentrating]: OK, I just did. What was it?
Penny: Oh, for God’s sake! Look, he’s a physicist who trying to figure out what his next field of study should be.
Sheldon: For your information I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie.
Penny: I can answer that one, I’ll be bored.
Psychic: All right. Why don’t we begin? Your spirit guide is telling me that there’s a woman in your life that you’re having problems with.
Sheldon: That’s an easy guess. I’m clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders.
Psychic: Yes, you clearly are. But I’m seeing a specific woman that you’re in a romantic relationship with.
Penny: Oh, oh. Here we go!
Sheldon: The majority of people have dark hair. [To Penny] Even you at one time.
Psychic: Does she work in a similar field to you?
Sheldon: Ha! The opposite. She’s a neurobiologist, I’m a theoretical physicist. My spirit guide can go suck an egg!
Psychic: They’re telling me that you have difficulty being close with her.
Penny: Oh, he does. He so does. What should he do?
Psychic: He should give himself to this relationship. Once he does all his other pursuits will come into focus.
Penny: Sheldon, did you hear that? Amy is the key to your happiness.
Psychic: Exactly. Personally and professionally everything will fall into place, once you commit to her.
Sheldon: You know what this is? And I reserve this word for those rare instances when it is truly deserved. This is malarkey!
Penny : Wow, you really struck a nerve! I’ve never heard him use the M-word before!
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Don’t fall for that old routine Brutus. Give her ten or split. Nibble nibble.
KEA about 2 months ago
my sister used to pull that on me (tho for less money)
lawguy05 about 2 months ago
She’s adding to her slush fund.
suelou about 2 months ago
Didn’t he pay in the first place?
Gordo4ever about 2 months ago
Remember the old adage “In for a penny, in for a pound”, Brutus, and go for it… : )
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is today’s comic based on a real life situation?
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Your future looks dim, Bru’.
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
Brutus should tell her, “I know something you don’t know — you’re not getting one more cent out of me!”