The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 02, 2024

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    charlenelin1201  about 2 months ago

    If she knows all she’ll be into the stock market. She wouldn’t be doing this.

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    C  about 2 months ago

    A fool and his money are soon parted

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    codycab  about 2 months ago

    If she’s charging extra, then it must be good news, right?

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    suv2000  about 2 months ago

    She knows a sucker when she sees one

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    She has a subscription and you have to sign on for low monthly fees

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  about 2 months ago

    “I know something you don’t know” would be a good phrase to put on a headstone.

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    Proper spelling is Madame Slušati.

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    xaingo  about 2 months ago

    Yes, I see it now…Andrew Jackson is a handsome man. That’s it.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “I know something you don’t know.” “You will lose 20 bucks.”

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    Kornfield Kounty  about 2 months ago

    “Now here I go again. I see the crystal visions. I keep my visions to myself.” Lyrics: Dreams

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    s_krumpe  about 2 months ago

    I was going to see a psychic one time. But when she answered the door with “who is it?” I left

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Keep your money Brutus .

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Click bait

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    bigplayray  about 2 months ago

    Brutus, you have sunk to new loser heights. I’m a little disappointed.

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    pat sandy creator about 2 months ago

    he’s an easy mark…

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    Just-me  about 2 months ago

    Umm, Brutus save your money. Just think, you could buy a pizza with it!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Not sure why but today’s strip made me instantly think this is Hurricane Hattie’s future!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Plus with all his money woes why is Brutus even there? All us readers can tell him the future of the Born Loser is misery and woe!

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    dcdete.  about 2 months ago

    First, give me my first twenty bucks back! Because I think the word, ‘hmm’ isn’t such a good fortune telling answer!

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    Chris  about 2 months ago

    sometimes knowing somethings ahead of time only makes you worry about when it will happen. :j

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    wongo  about 2 months ago

    “Madame Slushka” aka Betty Schwartz, Walmart greeter on weekends.

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    Kimmies01  about 2 months ago

    Of course it is! It’s always more money for anything!

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Unfair, if he already paid you.

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    Bad form on her part, along with a breech of contract that could subject her to damages.However, Brutus should know better than to waste good money for someone to tell him something bad is going to happen to him. He already knows that. He’s the Born Loser…..

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    Rich_Pa  about 2 months ago

    Time to go

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    rhpii  about 2 months ago

    She obviously didn’t see Brutus is broke.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Madame Slushka is a shrewd business lady if nothing else…….

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    ChessPirate  about 2 months ago

    Sheldon: I don’t mean to be rude or discourteous, but before we begin, I’d just like to say there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support clairvoyance of any kind. Which means again, no insult intended, that you’re a fraud, your profession is a swindle and your livelihood is depended upon the gullibility of stupid people. But again, no offense.

    Penny: Sheldon, ask your question.

    Sheldon [silently concentrating]: OK, I just did. What was it?

    Penny: Oh, for God’s sake! Look, he’s a physicist who trying to figure out what his next field of study should be.

    Sheldon: For your information I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie.

    Penny: I can answer that one, I’ll be bored.

    Psychic: All right. Why don’t we begin? Your spirit guide is telling me that there’s a woman in your life that you’re having problems with.

    Sheldon: That’s an easy guess. I’m clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders.

    Psychic: Yes, you clearly are. But I’m seeing a specific woman that you’re in a romantic relationship with.

    Penny: Oh, oh. Here we go!

    Sheldon: The majority of people have dark hair. [To Penny] Even you at one time.

    Psychic: Does she work in a similar field to you?

    Sheldon: Ha! The opposite. She’s a neurobiologist, I’m a theoretical physicist. My spirit guide can go suck an egg!

    Psychic: They’re telling me that you have difficulty being close with her.

    Penny: Oh, he does. He so does. What should he do?

    Psychic: He should give himself to this relationship. Once he does all his other pursuits will come into focus.

    Penny: Sheldon, did you hear that? Amy is the key to your happiness.

    Psychic: Exactly. Personally and professionally everything will fall into place, once you commit to her.

    Sheldon: You know what this is? And I reserve this word for those rare instances when it is truly deserved. This is malarkey!

    Penny : Wow, you really struck a nerve! I’ve never heard him use the M-word before!

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    CorkLock  about 2 months ago

    Don’t fall for that old routine Brutus. Give her ten or split. Nibble nibble.

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    my sister used to pull that on me (tho for less money)

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    lawguy05  about 2 months ago

    She’s adding to her slush fund.

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    suelou  about 2 months ago

    Didn’t he pay in the first place?

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    Gordo4ever  about 2 months ago

    Remember the old adage “In for a penny, in for a pound”, Brutus, and go for it… : )

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Is today’s comic based on a real life situation?

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    Your future looks dim, Bru’.

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Brutus should tell her, “I know something you don’t know — you’re not getting one more cent out of me!”

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