The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 13, 2025

Must’ve been the terrible service. Been there!

Change the banks as MANY times as you want!!! You still won’t be able to …. take “it” with you when you die!!!

/FACT\

At least he didn’t tell Brutus he was getting a decrease in pay

Always a step ahead of the IRS.

I changed banks when someone in Wells Fartgo tried to steal my IRA.

Brutus is forever hopefull…someday Brutus…someday!

If the boss redistributes some of his pile of money to politicians, they’ll thank him by lowering his tax rate.

While he’s at it he should change his shorts.

The Chief is wise, sometimes you have to move the $$$ around to get the best interest rate.

Don’t worry Chief. Your money is in good hands. What? You had it in the stock market?

wishful thinking, Brutus…

Off sure!

With only a $250,000 FDIC limit I’m sure he has to keep a close eye on his balances.

so you’re making so much money you need another bank to put it in or am I missing something. I know it’s crazy, but wouldn’t it be easier to just give certain employees a raise. :J

That was a good idea, Brutus. Unfortunately, I don’t see Veeblefester ever being willing to share his profits.

One Bank will win; one bank will lose, and Brutus will continue to sing the Blues……

Doesn’t matter how many banks that you have your money in, if crap hits the fan, you’ll only get $100,000. That’s all that is insured.

Of course if you want to contribute to the profits he won’t mind.

Surprised he’s not gonna buy a new bank

i worked somewhere where they had profit sharing, but they lost money, so we had to pay them.

With a boss like that, Brutus should have known better than to be so hopeful.

This is revealing. I’d always assumed tightwad Veebs kept his cash in his mattress when it wasn’t next to his desk.

Rancid sharing profits? With employees??? Shirley you jest. Don’t call him Shirley.

Ole moneybags didn’t have to share that with Brutus…he just knew it would get under his skin once he found out the evil announcement.

BTW..Saw Fred today…he’s doing good…he saw the toon with Eric’s tribute….he was happy. ❤️☺️

Brutus: Big deal! Call me when it’s important!

it’s heartwarming to see how hope springs eternal for brutus… ☺

TMI.