The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 14, 2011

That is SOOOO gonna hurt.

Worked only too well…

From now on, every time I step into an elevator, I’m going to check the floor for hinges.

I hate to sound like a gringe, but I don’t think this is funny at all. Here in New York City, many people have died horribly due to defective elevators.

What happened to the trap door on top?

Speed, opening scene, first draft…

Don’t worry, my name is Otis and I’m here to help you.

What crazy people would build trap door in an Elevator?!?! I’d hate to see the insurance liablity on that one!

Glad I haven’t ridden in any Hilburn’s.

Well, it sort of helped.

How did she fall head first?

^ From the ball cap left on the ledge, I deduce that there was a man and a woman on the elevator, so use your imagination.

That’s what you get for having your elevator installed by the lowest bidder.

I hate to sound like a gringe, but I don’t think this is funny at all. here in Slingpoop, Nebraska, there have been numerous casualties from grain elevator accidents

Going down.

I don’t think it’s funny either.

GERONIMOOOOOOOO!!!

Whoops! Wrong release button.

He wanted to release the Kraken.

I use stairs instead of an elevator. Good exercise.

Gladys thought she was fortunate to have been stuck with Jim Carrey on an elevator.

Must be the offices of a James Bond villain…

dang coyote, i didn’t see that til after I posted, hehe

must’ve been Jim Carrey in the baseball cap