The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 16, 2020

“Then I’ll hoot…and I’ll poot…”

Well, it’s different, I’ll grant that, but it’s still just a fart joke.

Wait until he lights them up with a match…

Definitely NOT Walts version.

They’ll end up as a bowl of pork ’n beans.

Noxious gas alert!!!

when he gets home he’ll watch a re-run of a mighty wind…

He’s trying to make the pigs run out of the house on their own.

A “Natural Gas” explosion!

The wolf is a “Methane Menace”!

This story will e a gas!

“It’s an ill wind…”

OY! PASS!

Aw come on folks. The wolf’s a nice guy. He’s just planning to give the pigs a musical fruit serenade.

Guys NEVER outgrow fart jokes…

Could be worse. At least it’s not Taco Bell.

The origin of Pork & Beans.

“Do you like George Wendt?”

And thus began the story of pork and beans…

flamethrower!

And here I thought chemical warfare was banned.

Now it’s gonna be a Grimm Furry Tail.

This’ll be a breeze …

“That wolf be old school.”

Beans, Beans good for the heart. The more you eat the more you …

He’s going to do a gas attack, not a knock down routine

The good news is they can be at Snow White’s castle before the beans kick in.

With a match he’s got a flame thrower.

“Those are magic beans, Jimmy.”

A mighty wind.

Now, Jeff, do not loan him a match. Mutt.

Maybe beans and ham after he’s done?

He doesn’t need to blow the house down, just stand by the a/c intake.

And, wait! What is he doing with that lighter?

A fart joke without the fart.

This might not end well.

Blazing Saddles has the best fart joke