So it’s been said that whenever a cop stops you he intentionally leaves his fingerprints on your car. But, this cop is wearing gloves. Did he forget about that?
" Sure, officer. I saw the whole thing in my crytsal ball last night. I also saw that you’re up for a big promotion. However, there’s a chance that you may loose the chance. There’s onely one way to avoid losing the chance, and I can help you with that. "
seems like she should have seen ahead far enough to correct her driving before getting pulled over… unless odpine52 is correct and he just wants his future foretold
The officer approached the little old lady driving the brown sedan and asked if she knew how fast she’d been going.
“Oh, yes, officer, I always go right at the posted speed limit, no more, no less. So I was doing exactly 22.”
“Ma’m, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the highway number. The speed limit here is 65. And, by the way, what’s wrong with all your passengers? They’re just sitting there quivering.”
“I honestly don’t know, officer, they’ve been like that ever since we got off Route 129.”
rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If she’s for real, she should know.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
You wanted your palm read?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m reminded of the Frantics…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx9nyNspFzc
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“What am I, a mind reader?”
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
Gee, let me guess!!
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
seattlesince57 almost 4 years ago
You need waltz lessons?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gee, officer, I was in hopes that YOU knew!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Because you know I like riddles?”
amethyst52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“I give up. Why?”
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] almost 4 years ago
Shoulda seen it coming
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
’it’s a trick question, right…?’
jk123 almost 4 years ago
seerch me
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Fate triumphs again!
Mountain Meg almost 4 years ago
“No. I only see the future.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
So it’s been said that whenever a cop stops you he intentionally leaves his fingerprints on your car. But, this cop is wearing gloves. Did he forget about that?
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Because you’re getting veeeery sleeepy.”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
I don’t know sir, but I’m sure you’re going to tell me….
bobpeters61 almost 4 years ago
I only tell all if you cross my palm with gold.
Out of the Past almost 4 years ago
Yes, I know. I am getting a vision of something round, a donut perhaps.
Gent almost 4 years ago
" Sure, officer. I saw the whole thing in my crytsal ball last night. I also saw that you’re up for a big promotion. However, there’s a chance that you may loose the chance. There’s onely one way to avoid losing the chance, and I can help you with that. "
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
“Because I may have a cure for that bad back of yours?”
StratmanRon almost 4 years ago
“Yup.”
sallenvz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It would have been funnier without the question mark.
hoffquotes2 almost 4 years ago
Would have been better without the question mark
uniquename almost 4 years ago
She paid that ticket last week.
Donna S almost 4 years ago
Doesn’t look like he reached a happy medium…
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If the cop hit her, he would be striking a happy medium.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Don’t read too much into the sign officer, it’s all just a scam. Oops!
Charlie Tuba almost 4 years ago
Why the question mark?
Charlie Tuba almost 4 years ago
Because you could smell them! (There is a box of donuts on the passenger’s seat.)- Thank you Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias)!
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Yes, but you were going to give me a warning…
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
He’s grilling a medium.
KEA almost 4 years ago
seems like she should have seen ahead far enough to correct her driving before getting pulled over… unless odpine52 is correct and he just wants his future foretold
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
The cop received an APB that there was an irregular small medium at large.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The officer approached the little old lady driving the brown sedan and asked if she knew how fast she’d been going.
“Oh, yes, officer, I always go right at the posted speed limit, no more, no less. So I was doing exactly 22.”
“Ma’m, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the highway number. The speed limit here is 65. And, by the way, what’s wrong with all your passengers? They’re just sitting there quivering.”
“I honestly don’t know, officer, they’ve been like that ever since we got off Route 129.”
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Driving while Romany?
tinstar almost 4 years ago
“If you’re clairvoyant, tell me how much your fine is going to be.”
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The cop pulled the little old lady over and told her she’d been speeding and driving recklessly.
“Let me see your license.”
“Don’t be silly, officer, who would give me a license?”
tostevin almost 4 years ago
Yes officer I saw you coming, I will slow down, I may go!