The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2021

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    santa72404  over 3 years ago

    That’s a load of Font Fooey.

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    PICTO  over 3 years ago

    When using small talk you have to pica your words carefully…

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    Dirty Dragon  over 3 years ago

    I won’t stop believing that she was actually born just south of Detroit.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Animal husbandry” – that’s some pretty big words, Edgar.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Just ask her if she comes with closed captioning.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah, my blessed magnifying glass came in very handy.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    He wants to put her on a midnight train going anywhere…

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    The sign of a needy person. Right now he needs to buy her something like a whole pie to keep her pie hole shut.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Poor Edgar. He’s always forgetting to bring his reading glasses.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    edgar probably hears something similar to that cat in the far side ’toon – “__________________”….

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wait till you get to the fine print. :)

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Just hold her at arm’s length!

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Edgar should read and hear the fine print.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I laughed.

    The “I’m from a small town just outside of Chicago” is from the mockumentary “the Mighty Wind”

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    ya, it’s too hard to read such small print!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She’s a low talker

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    I was in animal husbandry in college.

    Then they caught me, and made me stop.

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know about Edgar but i almost popped a retina trying to read the small print!

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    Not difficult to know when it’s small talk, cuz it’s always in small print.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just kiss her Edgar, give her something to think about. It’ll stop the flapping of her lips for a couple of seconds anyway.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Problem is Edgar’s a big mouth.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    Me too. Have to turn up my hearing aid.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    I’d rather date a quiet woman than a loud one.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Anyone else see the Journey lyrics in there? Love is a journey, but sometimes it’s one better not taken…

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    She’s just not his type.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And, to make matters worse -she’s a soft talker.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    No one likes to read the fine print.

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