“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We’re currently cruising at 35,000 feet and … wait a minute! What is this? GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL !!!!!!!!”
I took a flight where the “lady” in front of me would not stop farting. At first, I was “Oh well”. After about 20 minutes, I aimed the overhead air blaster right at her head. A few minutes later, she said something rude. I told her the air will go away when her farts go away. She called the stewardess. When the stewardess smelled her, she told the “lady” to use the toilet. The “lady” insisted it was her right to fart all she wanted. The stewardess aimed the air jet for the seat next to me at the “lady’s” head for a double blast.
Had two boys behind me using tray on back of my seat. They were playing cards and kept banging deck of cards on tray. After so many minutes I finally told them to stop. They did.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you play tonsil hockey you won’t mind the table hockey.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
If you see giant hands outside of the airplane, be afraid. Be very afraid.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Playin the foosball Bobbie Boucher!
Croms almost 3 years ago
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We’re currently cruising at 35,000 feet and … wait a minute! What is this? GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL !!!!!!!!”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This led to Andy Griffith’s lesser known record, “What It Was, Was Foosball”.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
Getting elbowed in the aisle is also annoying.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
You might get "bumped) off this flight!
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Turn back now! You Foos!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
As long as they’re not six-year old kids.
CrimsonOne18 almost 3 years ago
This is a little “Twilight Zone-ish”
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
I hear some of them are really pushy when you least expect….
HunterIsACriminal almost 3 years ago
I took a flight where the “lady” in front of me would not stop farting. At first, I was “Oh well”. After about 20 minutes, I aimed the overhead air blaster right at her head. A few minutes later, she said something rude. I told her the air will go away when her farts go away. She called the stewardess. When the stewardess smelled her, she told the “lady” to use the toilet. The “lady” insisted it was her right to fart all she wanted. The stewardess aimed the air jet for the seat next to me at the “lady’s” head for a double blast.
Malph almost 3 years ago
Puts a new meaning to “sit and spin”.
Chris almost 3 years ago
you might want to change plains…
Chris almost 3 years ago
or was it planes?
spaceagesoul almost 3 years ago
Off to the Foosball World Cup
flemmingo almost 3 years ago
Had two boys behind me using tray on back of my seat. They were playing cards and kept banging deck of cards on tray. After so many minutes I finally told them to stop. They did.
Iseau almost 3 years ago
Foosball the absolute worst game ever invented, with bumper pool a close runner up.
rhpii almost 3 years ago
Hopefully they aren’t flying over the Andes.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Another Hilburn gem! Today the coveted Far Side trophy is awarded to this comic strip today.
mwksix almost 3 years ago
Who flips the paddles outside once the plane takes off?
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Very clever!
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
You have to admire how the guys on the team stick together.
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
They’re just going for a spin.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
he’s really gonna get a kick out of this flight…
StephenRice almost 3 years ago
The sports team business is a crock. If you look at their feet, they are clearly going to be sent en masse to sleep with the fishes.
ekke almost 3 years ago
Just sit in this row here; your oar will be provided shortly. You know, cabin, galley, airplane? No?