The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 18, 2022

OK

When you get to the 0K, look for horses!

That’s a ‘Smart TV’ dumb ass. It’s sending your picture to the police right now.

Good one! 4K has a better picture!

TV pictures are great these days! Now do something about the programming.

Next step: 401K

Does 4K indicate the price he paid?

Does the 5K lead to a new phone?

5K is running, 4K is your iPad/tablet.

And people used to worry about Y2K

I still live in the dark ages of 1080p. Is 4k really worth it? Don’t you have to pay extra in order for the internet to handle the bandwidth and the streaming services to provide it? (I don’t have cable.)

Special K

Oooh K…

If you pay for it you won’t have to run.

OK, you convinced me to go for a run.

Now it’s 8K.

I don’t know about y’all, but these TV’s never go out. My first (720P 32") is about 14 or 15 years. My second (1040P 60") is about nine years. My last one is about 7 years(1040P) is about 5 or 6 years. I bought all of them on Black Fridays.

I’d hate to run any race sponsored by IKEA.

$4K / $4,000.00! Why do they call it Starbucks, when it should be Four Bucks?!

If it was 3K, he’d be heading to a Klan rally!

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