The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 01, 2022

Stan is unhinged

the app wouldn’t let me type WD “pharty” ha ha! that is a “crack” up! Wait til Stan catches wind of it…

Irish lubricant?

They should have gone with the unscented variety.

Sadly, WD-40 stinks, too, although the squeak might be fixed.

“Smells like toads? Wotthehell! And that croaking! You picked up WD-Warty!”

It escapes me why someone would can this.

Gas-passer jokes, really? – - – - It’s a Monday. The barrel has to be scraped some time. Otherwise, why have a barrel at all?

This comic is a gas today!

Last time I stopped a squeak was with a bit of peanut butter. Other implements not specified.

Looks like someone else’s hand is holding Stan’s nose.

They only sell it in St. Louis.

Sounds like the Irish pronunciation..WD Farrty.

I wonder what else Stan bought at the novelty store. Onion flavored breath mints? Black Jack gum that does turn your teeth and tongue black?

I think Stan is the butt of the jokes.

That happens a lot after you turn 40.

Ah – the upper Midwest accent version!

Is that what Mark Rober uses in his porch pirate traps?

That’s the brand they use on “Father Ted”.

Here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into Stanly! Well, stinky anyway!

Yup. Using the real stuff indoors is like fumigating. So, I use pure virgin olive oil. Just a drop will do ya.

If it shouldn’t move and does, use duct tape.

If it should move and it doesn’t, use WD Forty.

If it doesn’t make noise or smell and it should….

I don’t think those are hinges. They are obviously whinges.

I usually use Joy to wash my dishes, but once I used OY by mistake. It wasn’t pleasant ;)

Perhaps you didn’t hold your nose right!!

Are they in Ireland?

I have occasion to use the stuff and it’s “fragrance” is overpowering in its own right.