The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 10, 2022

taking the gag literally!

Are there no tongue antidepressants?

For Tito, buying tongue depressors was a reflexive decision.

Took me longer than it should have for me to get it … LOL!

What have they done with Scot Hilburn? The last two weeks the jokes aren’t funny and somebody’s trying to copy his drawing style.

Depressing!

To prevent from the gagging reflex, take a deep breath before the doc inserts the tongue depressor…

keith’s reaction was “gag me with a tongue depressor, man…”

That’s a lot of unhappy tongues.

Took me a second……lol.

Now, that’s funny…

I’d buy him a bottle of vodka with his name on it.

This is depressing.

500, in fact.

A necessity for our politicians.

The kind of gift that will have tongues wagging!

Tito, wondering what to get for Keith, went into the pharmacy, and when he saw the box of tongue depressors, he said “A-a-ah.”

Every new doctor should leave Med School with a rubber chicken to hang around his neck like a stethoscope!

Trying a bit too hard…

Gag me with a spoon, fer sure – fer sure. The Court of Public Opinion should issue a gag-order on Scott.

Okay Scott. Say aahhh.

I know a few folks whose tongues I’d like to depress.

It is because Keith is going into proctology.

I didn’t get it until I noticed how Keith was dressed.

I guess Tito DID stick it to Keith.